Navo

"Alright luitenant, we've got the cordinates of Col. Hundred2. I need you to extract him." "Yes sir." "well, where are you waiting for, then? Move your lazy ass!" "Callsign Haxor this is Viper 2-6. We've got him. Returning home."

What the heck is my SF guy doing there? >

The test of the robot's movement was a succes... Untill the robot began to use it's weapon systems, killing both the scientist in the testing room. There was no other choise then let the robot self-destruct.

The prime minister of New-Squirrelland, Compagnoncube, has send out a spy to steal the plans of the robot developed by Japangord. The mission was a succes, and New-Squirrelland will now develope a battle robot too.

One of the blue countries needs to create an atomic bomb.

Dear Clavonian Empire. Nuts. Greatings, New-Squirrelland.

New-Squirrelland will deploy a lot of troops now stationed in Japangord to ChinaRobb, to reinforce their allies. However, this will significantly weaken their forces in Japangord.

ok, will do.

Lol, wait a sec.

New-Squirrelland's main militairy force is deployed in Japangord, to stop the progress of the fighter robots and weaken North Ywarea's allies.

Clavus you nub, that launch facility was in North Ywarea. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the first votings in New-Squirrelland, CompagnonCube is elected to be prime minister!

Strike team moving in below the treeline. Using fastropes to get down on the ground. After a hard battle, the launch facility is secure.

They are comming.

*shakes hands* So, where do you want my strike teams?

*BREAKING NEWS* After the leader of New-Squirrelland attacked Dannivegia, huge riots broke out. The bussinesman fled, handing over his power to his brother. But he couldn't use his power for a long time: in one of the Riots he was killed. The people of New-Squirrelland now have established a new goverment, based on democracy. This goverment wants to show how sorry they are that their old leader attacked one of their allies, and decided to join the war. Special forces strike teams will be deployed and support allied troops if requested. The militairy staff isn't sure yet where to deploy the main ground force. Here you can see one of the strike teams, ready to head out:

Commandos from new-squirrelland launch a surprise attack at one of the bases of the armed of Dannivegia, stationed at the shoutbox islands. The attack is a succes, and the leader of the SLA (Squirrels Liberation Army) captures the inteligence himself, and kills one of the leaders of Dannivegia! In other news, the businessman that is leading new-squirrelland, is almost sure to join Hundrance2 and it's allies.

Here is a picture of the Squirrels Liberation Army, leaded by the businessman Squirrel-Dude. They finally liberated new-squirrelland from combine control. He will now decide who he will support in the war. PS: They were a bit drunk in the picture.

Can I haz country pl0x?

Duhh. My picture powns yours.

My attempt.

And the last tiny bit of respect I had for Valve fades away...

Oftopic: Damn you with your totally kicking-ass system. :/

Now what.

It is you.

Before anyone posts a pyro...