Hero

I always wanted to play Halo 3 but unfortunately I do not own a 360

Another admin gone, where shall this lead? Good luck out there!

You can still barricade perfectly well now (also it originally was like that too), it's just a bit trickier at first

Goodbye

Smash the window!

8/10

Classy!

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Well, some people hunt them, other ones are eating them or watching movies with some dolphins, which aren't payed for their job and I sit on them. Those dolphins are suffering eternal pain! Nice PC btw ;D

Har har, this(?). I probably have a time-travelling, evil twin. Be right back.

Won't you run low on supplies while terraforming? I heard that shit takes long!

Damn.

You find out that a biochemical laboratory will "accidentally" release a deadly zombie virus (yes, deadly zombie virus.) which will spread onto all continents and nearly all islands. You have one month to pack your stuff. What would you do? I'll start: - Buy masks, can food, water and baseball bats - Dig a hole somewhere - Add door to hole - Camp in hole - Profit!

I went to Croatia 4 days and 22 hours ago (Thanking Deluvas' IRC bot for his epic time counting skills!) and forgot to post here. But at least I'm back now!

As someone said before, imaginating the flood of "phree gr33ncoinz pl0x" already gives me nightmares xD

I've stopped playing Minecraft for now as well - waiting for invinci-pigs to become mortal again (ham much!)

That is because leveling does not work at the moment

Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth. Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt. But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery. He had to deliver a large oblong shaped penis to EmRA's secret underground chief named Petty who had 10+ FOOTMOBILES heading towards the Whiskey Hotel. Ramirez did good kills. After that he did good kills. Ramirez headed towards the lonely island with his banana which looked like a big apple in the ass from the behind of an elephant. But, there was an AntlionGuard blocking your cock. So he used the penetrator 5000 to DO A BARRELROLL! in under 3 tiny little pity seconds he got a massive erection with Obama & Osama under his leg. He squashed them between his thighs. At this very moment he took the keys for the batmobile and hid them because he died suddenly. 34398 hours later Xerxes invaded Sparta. Sparta was very cold during the war because there was a man with no pants blocking the sun. On next day a strange man called Bob began to walk his new dog in the morgue looking, for brain for zombie as he didnt have cock long enough. Once he found a strawberry dick on a rhino that was horny FOR MORE PANCAKES. He tried petting a dog Fin! Jokes, a Hippo ended this topic. Big-Bird and Bert were looking for brains in house

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