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awesomeo_5000

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  1. bigassmessage.com/6e27b

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      awesomeo_5000

      'Other posts by this user: bigassmessage.com/7d3bd'

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  2. I'll be in the army for at least the next 6 months. Conscription is a pain in the ass.

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      awesomeo_5000

      Good luck my man. A friend recently (voluntarily) joined the Army and is so far loving it, so maybe it'll be an enjoyable pain in the ass...?

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  3. Going to London for the weekend... anything to recomend

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      awesomeo_5000

      Go visit the puppies in Harrods (take pictures for justice and freedom)!

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      awesomeo_5000

      They get new puppies every few weeks, nurse them up and then they get adopted! Think it's only been on for about a month.

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  4. Slashed my hand open, can't do s lot with just my left hand :/

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      awesomeo_5000

      'A' key located on left hand side of keyboard. Still typo :V

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  5. Don't you hate it when you wanna raid, you end up getting ALL the way to the base, and see that the people you're raiding are neutral, but.... you realize you aren't a fac. moderator.

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      awesomeo_5000

      f leave, f create PWNAGE, f enemy, profit?

  6. Me (RaidInProgress) and B14000 went to raid Arild_ and oogappeltje came across us so we went up to him and then it started to lag and we both lost connection to the server then we went back in and got killed for pvp relogging when we never left we got discconected by the lag! so we lost all or fucking stuff

  7. Corby is gay

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      awesomeo_5000

      Spoiler alert, in the end you find out Corby's gay.

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  8. It's my birthday :|

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      awesomeo_5000

      15 years ago your shoulders brushed the walls of your mother's vagina. HAVE A GREAT DAY :D

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      awesomeo_5000

      I'm going to force my girlfriend to practice being Kate Upton. GOD DAMN SHE'S HOT.

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  9. Bought Deus EX: HE, lets give it a shot.

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      awesomeo_5000

      I enjoyed it when I was really young but I hardly had much critical opinion at that age. Was it really that bad?

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  10. Bought Deus EX: HE, lets give it a shot.

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      awesomeo_5000

      Did you get the collection? If so the first two are better than the last :D

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  11. STEAM SUMMER SALES HAVE STARTED. GRAB YOUR WALLETS AND CRY SOME DOLLARS!

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      awesomeo_5000

      You can get it cheaper online dude, £15 gbp. I'll send the link to you :)

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  12. I'll be gone for two weeks so i leave you with this http://tf2r.com/banned.swf

  13. I'll be leaving for my military service tomorrow, and won't be accessing internet for two weeks. Somebody else has to be a cynical asshat while I'm gone.

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      awesomeo_5000

      Good luck Baron, from what I can tell you'll make a fine military man. Rather than replace your cynical asshatism we shall simply await your return :)

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  14. Back from Greece. Had a Dannish girlfriend there :V. Also it was too damn hot. Hot like 33 degrees or so. Now after 1 year I am in Russia. Good old (badass) Grandpa's pc and with something SO updated. 3D newest LG screen in guestroom which is 1,5 meters in length + he bought himself an HTC with 3d quality xD. Darn it. He gets stuff which is SOOO badass. All the time. Perhaps he will also get nvidea 68 gtx soon xD.

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      awesomeo_5000

      Grandpa Darkness sounds like one bad ass motherfucker.

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  15. Selling Counter Strike : Global Offensive Beta for the highest bidder.

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      awesomeo_5000

      I'll give you three pints of milk and a half pound of butter.

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  16. Q:How do blind people know when to stop wiping their bum?

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