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  1. http://9gag.com/gag/4306269 After I jokingly said that the dude-face-eating incident was a zombie outbreak, The Sun (the world's worst 'news' paper) posted the story as fact. Man I hate Britain.
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    2. awesomeo_5000

      awesomeo_5000

      Damnit. Summary of what I put after:

      Rumours of it being a legal high 'bath salt'. Which are linked to a lot of bad cases, such as teens slitting their own throats thinking they're being surrounded by police and arrested, in their own homes, in front of their parents. And not even feeling or realising it.

      Also PCP is linked to canibalistic urges, decreased feeling of pain, and superhuman strength. I would imagine this bath salt is an analogue of PCP.

      <...

    3. krekel646464

      krekel646464

      can you unban me

      plz plz plz plz

    4. krekel646464

      krekel646464

      can you unban me

      plz plz plz plz

  2. http://db.tt/5tT9AU2i IS YOU LEARNED YET?
    1. AfuSensi

      AfuSensi

      So thats where babys come from!

    1. stardude9

      stardude9

      'ow long has that been going on for?

    2. awesomeo_5000

      awesomeo_5000

      They get new puppies every few weeks, nurse them up and then they get adopted! Think it's only been on for about a month.

    1. terminator

      terminator

      I went to see this movie last week but i was so drunk i can't remember anything apart from the beginning lol -__-''

    2. awesomeo_5000

      awesomeo_5000

      It's really good, but you have to be a certain type of cinema goer to enjoy it. The best way I could put it is if you enjoyed Crank 2 you won't enjoy this.

    1. Mathijs1996

      Mathijs1996

      saw that 3 months ago, since then my gf has been practicing the 'Cat dady' move :V

    2. awesomeo_5000

      awesomeo_5000

      I'm going to force my girlfriend to practice being Kate Upton. GOD DAMN SHE'S HOT.

  3. "fuck you awesomeo your a cunt, ill just find a new server, + i wasnt logging you up-tight prick, go fist yourself for 5 minutes" RIP CaptKnuckles.

  4. "i would shut ur fuckin mouth before u fuck urself up and get banned ok im sick atm so i would go fuck off if i was u u can fuckin rollback me but unban me" madboy123456, 2011. RIP - he really did live up to his name.

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    2. Corby

      Corby

      HES A HOLMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOGGGGGGGGGGG

    3. Kefeus

      Kefeus

      I think he liked you.

    4. Sacrevy

      Sacrevy

      He whas trying to make love with you.

  5. *Youtube link*

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    2. Mr. Darkness

      Mr. Darkness

      HAHAHA! I LOVED THE MOMENT AT 0:38! God, I couldn't stop rolling on the floor!

    3. Hundred2

      Hundred2

      I wish I could favorite that video multiple times xDDDDD

  6. Can't believe I'm not getting my Mozzie Forts. I was so stoked for them as well.

  7. Corby's gay!

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    2. rui_troia

      rui_troia

      I've just made a date, trolololo

    3. rui_troia

      rui_troia

      I've just made a date, trolololo

  8. Corby's gay

    1. Kefeus

      Kefeus

      LEAVE COBRY ALOOOOOONEEEE!

      Also, if you really are gay Corby then it's cool bro.

    2. Kefeus

      Kefeus

      I AM CONFUSED!

  9. Got no hair left. Scumbag hairdresser made me look like a lesbian :(

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    2. awesomeo_5000

      awesomeo_5000

      Pretty much man. Got a shegger cut going on.

    3. Reap3r

      Reap3r

      That's ellen degeneres, not you awesomeo!

    4. Dr.Minky

      Dr.Minky

      Ermm.. Reaper, who did you THINK awesomeo is? :S

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