The Nintendo line-up looks cool but you're gonna need the money for it. If you ain't got a 3DS or Wii U then there's nothing to do. But if you do then there's plenty of ol-skool games renewed for 3DS and Lego City and a clip with a bird dropping a flower for the Wii U. -- Trying to get your girlfriend to play Wii U: -- Hey girl let's play Wii U. Bless you. What? But let's play Wii U. What do you want to play then? Wii U. Yes, us, but what? What are you, deaf? WII + U. Wii U. YES, I KNOW, YOU, AND ME, YOU ME. But what do you want to play, swinging, eating cheese, checkers? No I have a new Wii U. A new wheel, what the heck are w- NO! A - NEW - Wii - U! Are you trying to be funny you Jerk, shut the fuck up. No it's the new Wii, Wii U. Yeah. Wii'll U shut up now? I mean, what's wrong Wiith U? Is this some kind of sex joke, 'we' as in you and your dick, and me? You're a fucking perv. Oh my God, it's Wii - fucking - U. You fucking me? That's it, you go have fucking fun with your imaginary friend, maybe HE will dig your humour. Wait, it's a gamecon- *SLAM* -- Sorry, I just HAD to say the name a lot of times to try to get used to it, but I will probably keep calling it Nintendo Evolution.