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Gmod Contest! Contest 8: "Yo mama!"


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It's time for another contest!

My apologies for making this contest on saturday, I was too busy on friday. Anyways:

This Gmod Contest is about "Yo Mama"! If you know what I mean. Don't know what I mean...? Read this:

"Yo mama" is where you make fun of someone by "Dissing" them. Making them feel embarest. It's fun. Really.

Rules:

- 4 Pictures max.

- It doesn't really has to be a "Yo Mama!" joke. It could be a dog, dad, sister ect.

- "That's what she said" jokes are allowed too, if you can't think of any "Yo Mama!" jokes.

- It has to have dialog. Or else you can't joke. You will be disqualified for this.

- It can be a joke from a website, self made joke, a tv show joke ect.

- No porn. Penis is OK.

- And the rest is up to me... Photoshop is allowed.

Winner(s) receive the usual awards:

1th place: 1000 GC*

2th place: 500 GC*

3th place: 100 GC*

(* = Green Coins, you can trade them for items in the Store on the Mr-Green ZS server.)

No picture above the thread this time. My pc is still messy.

Get Dissin'!

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I have a suggestion, take it or leave it-

Instead of the voting poll where everyone can anonymously vote for whoever they feel like without a valid reason, Why doesn't everyone instead post a reply, stating who they voted for & there reason... - This will then insure that the votes would be fair and valid... Thats what I think should happen ;)

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Thank you sir, thank you.

Nico, atleast put them all in one picture please.

And robo, IS THAT CUZ U LOST LAST TIME? PUSSY ADMIN that would lower the amount of voters, and therefore the awesome.

(as winning with 3 votes would suck ass. hard.)

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Thank you sir, thank you.

Nico, atleast put them all in one picture please.

And robo, IS THAT CUZ U LOST LAST TIME? PUSSY ADMIN that would lower the amount of voters, and therefore the awesome.

(as winning with 3 votes would suck ass. hard.)

What? first of all, I didn't enter last time. Second, By getting people to explain there decision to vote, you wont get random people voting and it will be a more fair contest, & not a popularity contest. Sorry if this disappoints you, Just thought it would make it more fair for everyone.

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Thank you sir, thank you.

Nico, atleast put them all in one picture please.

And robo, IS THAT CUZ U LOST LAST TIME? PUSSY ADMIN that would lower the amount of voters, and therefore the awesome.

(as winning with 3 votes would suck ass. hard.)

What? first of all, I didn't enter last time. Second, By getting people to explain there decision to vote, you wont get random people voting and it will be a more fair contest, & not a popularity contest. Sorry if this disappoints you, Just thought it would make it more fair for everyone.

/me agree

it forces people to make a proper decision about who they think deserves to win, because they have to give a valid reason as to why

also: bump :V

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Thank you sir, thank you.

Nico, atleast put them all in one picture please.

And robo, IS THAT CUZ U LOST LAST TIME? PUSSY ADMIN that would lower the amount of voters, and therefore the awesome.

(as winning with 3 votes would suck ass. hard.)

What? first of all, I didn't enter last time. Second, By getting people to explain there decision to vote, you wont get random people voting and it will be a more fair contest, & not a popularity contest. Sorry if this disappoints you, Just thought it would make it more fair for everyone.

I was pretty much joking there (expect for the pussy admin part, YOU ALL ARE BIGGEST PUSSIES I'VE EVER SEEN)

And you've got a point there, I agree you with that the votes should be explained why and so on, but it isnt that awesome to win with liek 3 votes than it is to win by crushing your enemy with 25 votes.

Let's let PUSSY topcrew decide :o

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How is it hard to understand or how is it hard to think of one? you can just think of one at the top of your head and implement it into pictures or you can go online and search. I picked this idea 1. cause sneed presented it to me and 2. because its so easy and simple that Everyone can join.

Seriously if you guys are having a hard time coming up with these jokes here is a whole website dedicated to your mom jokes.

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

I lol'd my ass off on this one "Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh."

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