Botervloot Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 (edited) It's time for another contest! My apologies for making this contest on saturday, I was too busy on friday. Anyways:This Gmod Contest is about "Yo Mama"! If you know what I mean. Don't know what I mean...? Read this:"Yo mama" is where you make fun of someone by "Dissing" them. Making them feel embarest. It's fun. Really.Rules:- 4 Pictures max.- It doesn't really has to be a "Yo Mama!" joke. It could be a dog, dad, sister ect.- "That's what she said" jokes are allowed too, if you can't think of any "Yo Mama!" jokes.- It has to have dialog. Or else you can't joke. You will be disqualified for this.- It can be a joke from a website, self made joke, a tv show joke ect.- No porn. Penis is OK.- And the rest is up to me... Photoshop is allowed.Winner(s) receive the usual awards:1th place: 1000 GC*2th place: 500 GC*3th place: 100 GC*(* = Green Coins, you can trade them for items in the Store on the Mr-Green ZS server.)No picture above the thread this time. My pc is still messy.Get Dissin'! Edited June 27, 2009 by Botervloot Link to comment
RoboRobb Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I have a suggestion, take it or leave it-Instead of the voting poll where everyone can anonymously vote for whoever they feel like without a valid reason, Why doesn't everyone instead post a reply, stating who they voted for & there reason... - This will then insure that the votes would be fair and valid... Thats what I think should happen Link to comment
Botervloot Posted June 27, 2009 Author Share Posted June 27, 2009 Cool. Sounds good. I'll do that. Link to comment
Cowchucker Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I dont have my pictures on this computer but on my home computer i will upload the pictures which i will get this sunday. Link to comment
Dusty Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Nico, on the last picture it says, "Fuck for sake. "Shouldn't it be " For fuck sake"? Link to comment
Nico Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Uuups /edit: Better now and thank you Do you like it? Link to comment
Mayco Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Nico, do you know the concept of "Yo Mamma" jokes/"That's what she said" jokes? Well, this is it:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V5F7g1d6c8 Link to comment
Nico Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 So disqualify my one or let it be, I don't want to make a new one Link to comment
EmRA Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Thank you sir, thank you.Nico, atleast put them all in one picture please.And robo, IS THAT CUZ U LOST LAST TIME? PUSSY ADMIN that would lower the amount of voters, and therefore the awesome.(as winning with 3 votes would suck ass. hard.) Link to comment
RoboRobb Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Thank you sir, thank you.Nico, atleast put them all in one picture please.And robo, IS THAT CUZ U LOST LAST TIME? PUSSY ADMIN that would lower the amount of voters, and therefore the awesome.(as winning with 3 votes would suck ass. hard.)What? first of all, I didn't enter last time. Second, By getting people to explain there decision to vote, you wont get random people voting and it will be a more fair contest, & not a popularity contest. Sorry if this disappoints you, Just thought it would make it more fair for everyone. Link to comment
Darkstar Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Thank you sir, thank you.Nico, atleast put them all in one picture please.And robo, IS THAT CUZ U LOST LAST TIME? PUSSY ADMIN that would lower the amount of voters, and therefore the awesome.(as winning with 3 votes would suck ass. hard.)What? first of all, I didn't enter last time. Second, By getting people to explain there decision to vote, you wont get random people voting and it will be a more fair contest, & not a popularity contest. Sorry if this disappoints you, Just thought it would make it more fair for everyone./me agreeit forces people to make a proper decision about who they think deserves to win, because they have to give a valid reason as to whyalso: bump Link to comment
Dr. Pannenkoek Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 due to lack of interest, cba doing any for error or burnsounds too boring :| Link to comment
EmRA Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Thank you sir, thank you.Nico, atleast put them all in one picture please.And robo, IS THAT CUZ U LOST LAST TIME? PUSSY ADMIN that would lower the amount of voters, and therefore the awesome.(as winning with 3 votes would suck ass. hard.)What? first of all, I didn't enter last time. Second, By getting people to explain there decision to vote, you wont get random people voting and it will be a more fair contest, & not a popularity contest. Sorry if this disappoints you, Just thought it would make it more fair for everyone.I was pretty much joking there (expect for the pussy admin part, YOU ALL ARE BIGGEST PUSSIES I'VE EVER SEEN)And you've got a point there, I agree you with that the votes should be explained why and so on, but it isnt that awesome to win with liek 3 votes than it is to win by crushing your enemy with 25 votes.Let's let PUSSY topcrew decide Link to comment
Lukkie Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Yo Momma's a fat nerd!Heeey, why did you say that?... Link to comment
EmRA Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I don't think I'm gonna win :IHowever, I think the win levels on this pic are high enough to atleast grab the 3rd place.Hopefully Link to comment
Cowchucker Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Got back to my home computer and finally uploaded these anyways good luck everyone.... and not everyone understood what the thats what she said and your mom jokes were.... Just saying yo mama isnt exactly a joke... well maybe it is but not one for this contest.So i got a link for people who didnt exact know what i meant by a your mom joke. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_insult Link to comment
Botervloot Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Oh, and the contest ends on next monday. When I get my pc back.Voting starts at around 18:00, untill the next day, tuesday, at 18:00.And so far 3 entries. MOAR!!! Link to comment
RoboRobb Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I would enter but i'm not really inspired by this topic Hard to think of something that will be good! Link to comment
EmRA Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Same here robb, but I just want the gc D: Link to comment
Chikennugget1 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I don't understand that Yoyo mama thing,anyway I don't participate cause no pc. Link to comment
Cowchucker Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 (edited) How is it hard to understand or how is it hard to think of one? you can just think of one at the top of your head and implement it into pictures or you can go online and search. I picked this idea 1. cause sneed presented it to me and 2. because its so easy and simple that Everyone can join.Seriously if you guys are having a hard time coming up with these jokes here is a whole website dedicated to your mom jokes.http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.htmlI lol'd my ass off on this one "Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh." Edited July 2, 2009 by Cowchucker Link to comment
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