Bert Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 A thread to post any TF2 related jokes. Saw these two on a Youtube comment earlier today :Why did the spy cross the road?Because he was never really on your side.Why did the Heavy make it to the first control point before everyone else?Because he was Russian.Anybody got any more? Quote Link to comment
Lemon! Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) Very well.Why did The Heavy call Spiderman?He was sick and tired of the Sandman.Why doesn't the spy have friends?Hes a backstabber.What do you get when you cross the Ambassador with an Ubercharge?Diplomatic Immunity. A Spy walks into a bar. Bar tender says, Why the wrong face?What did the Scout say when he got his new, wooden bat for the new season of TF2 baseball?It looks stunning.How many Pyros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?They don't need lightbulbs. They use the other team for light.Why doesn't Scout's Mother talk to Spy anymore?He gave her spy crabs.Why did the Spy go to the bank?To cash a Spy check.Is that a medigun in your pocket or are you just happy to heal me.Uhhuh, not really good, but meh.Whats the Demomans favorite food?SPAM Edited June 19, 2010 by Lemon! Quote Link to comment
Botervloot Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) Why didn't the spy cross the roadBecause he was the road Edited June 19, 2010 by Botervloot Quote Link to comment
deathbycrowbar Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 My friend made this one:Why did the Heavy do well in the maths exam?He'd practised his trigonom-nom-nom-nometry Quote Link to comment
TheGreenGrasshopper Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Why does the team always get mad at the spy?Because when there's work to be done he always disappears!How do you get entertained with a blu spy?Light a red lazor dot on the wall and watch him trying to find the sniperA demoman walks into a bar on account of his lack of depth perception.I think that's enough stealing from the tf2 joke thread xD Quote Link to comment
Axon Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Your mom is so fat it takes two spies to disguise as her. Quote Link to comment
Messy Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Trolololol man has found: Condom! Quote Link to comment
VMR Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Trolololol man has found: Condom!.. how is that a TF2 joke? Quote Link to comment
Hundred2 Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Lemons jokes arent totally ripped off from other forums (coughsteampowered)One i stole.So a sniper, spy and heavy walk into a bar.They are offered a magic beer.If they drink it, the next thing they say will be granted.So the heavy drinks it and says: sandvich!And he gets an unlimited supply of sandviches.Sniper says: Beauty!so he gets 2 beautiful women, one in each arm.So the spy, impressed by the beer, takes it. takes a deep drink.And he says: Gentlemen...(old) Quote Link to comment
Lemon! Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Waited if someone would catch me. Congurlations Hundred2, you get a FaN. Quote Link to comment
Lukkie Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Why is a normal sandvich 10x bigger than a heavy?In soviet russia, sandvich has to eat heavy Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I can't make jokes of something that is already funny. It is like doing a South Park voice-over.But some jokes you people made up are really cool! Quote Link to comment
MiF Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Why is a normal sandvich 10x bigger than a heavy?In soviet russia, sandvich has to eat heavy Like one joke in game i cant remember (weapon description)Soviet pistol:In America, you fire the gun. In Soviet Russia, gun fires you.ok not tf2 joke but still funny Quote Link to comment
Lemon! Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 overrused meme, annoying. Quote Link to comment
QTesla Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 It's not a joke, just a funny quote."MMHHMFFMHMSSMG. MGHSMGHSMS WAMFHAMG" - Pyro. Quote Link to comment
Odin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 (edited) An engineer is driving along a road next to a paddock. Suddenly theres two loud bangs from under the truck. His teammate goes "What was that!", the engi replies "Crap I think we ran over that friendly scout". His teammate says "But what was the 2nd bump?", to that the engi replies "I had to drive through a fence to hit him"Why do you never run over a spy riding a bicycle? Because it's probably your bike.What's the announcer's favoirte part of a hockey game?OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME!What did the Demo say just before he preformed a prostate exam?"Don't worry boyo, i'll be gentle!"my nicked jokes Edited July 14, 2010 by Odin Quote Link to comment
Lukkie Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 An engineer is driving along a road next to a paddock. Suddenly theres two loud bangs from under the truck. His teammate goes "What was that!", the engi replies "Crap I think we ran over that friendly scout". His teammate says "But what was the 2nd bump?", to that the engi replies "I had to drive through a fence to hit him"Why do you never run over a spy riding a bicycle? Because it's probably your bike.What's the announcer's favoirte part of a hockey game?OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME!What did the Demo say just before he preformed a prostate exam?"Don't worry boyo, i'll be gentle!"my nicked jokesHaha, Awesome jokes Quote Link to comment
EmRA Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 It's not a joke, just a funny quote."MMHHMFFMHMSSMG. MGHSMGHSMS WAMFHAMG" - Pyro. Quote Link to comment
Silver Dot Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 'Is anybody paying attention to me?'-Justin B. Quote Link to comment
Notte Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 'Is anybody paying attention to me?'-Justin B.Is Justin Bieberin TF2 I bet he a spy Quote Link to comment
Silver Dot Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 No, it's just that he's an attention whore. Quote Link to comment
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