Cowchucker

Thank you everyone and i do liek the top ten thing for each one its a great idea gives lesser players a chance And wait i never saw whos place i took, someone inform me when they get the chance pls.

Go ingame, press F1 go to player ranks go to top zombie kills in one round... look at number 5 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK...../me takes in air YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH I got 151 kills in a single round....the sucky news is that i was one kill away from beating sneedbeard's 152 record. I am super proud of myself....sorry for you people who look at this like im rubbing it in your faces cause im not im just super happy.....and delicious.

The oldest memory of video games were sega but... because of repressed memories i dont remember them(joke) The second oldest which was my second favorite was super nintendo best games were "Zombies ate my neighbors", "Kirby superstar Ultra"(got this one on my DS ), there were a couple other ones. Best Ever was N64 Duke nukem was one of my favorite games of all time, got it on my 360 now, if you dont like it buy a gun shoot your penis off and cry to a hooker as she trys to give you an invisible BJ. Another one that i cant find now adays is penny racers which was before super mario kart(i think) and it had weapons that were permanit to your car and you can modify your car. Other great N64 games: Zelda, Starcraft, 007 golden eye, forgot the name of the last one.... it was with fox, toad, the hippo, and the falcon you were in spaceships shooting shit.

lol i find it hilaiour when its like 7:00 here i play with the usual 12 players everytime they go " YAY COWS HERE....oh fuck hes zombie!!!!!! RUN!!!" so i just follow along with it and go "Yep and your going to be the first one to die"...LOL i only go after him. but half of them see me as a hacker and the other half see me as a god/good player. protip: When someone asks you how did you get so good tell them, that you have played this game in real life and i lived through the zombie survival... i got experience.

I love noobs dont you, especially ones who act like they have been here for years. I am cow and i have a story to tell. Last night i was playing with a few people not many on but about 7, im pretty good at ZS im not talking about serious sam or aiur good but... you get the point. So we were playing on that level where you have those two doors that open and everyone pushes the couches in fromnt of them, the level also has an attic. so i got a lot of people killed by telling them to run outside and get some kills, they blindly followed me outside i got all the kills and took no damage by that time i had about 8 kills. I later run inside and foind out im last human so i camp at the vent which is the only place zombie can get to me besides the couches. I get 4 more kills. I get the mp5 navy and rush to the attic awaiting for teh zombehs i start killnig them as they come up one at a time, i get about 22 kills then players start getting mad at me one guy said i was definitly hacking(i dont see how i can hack if i am sitting still shooting at the zombies coming up LOL) so he threatens to call an admin so i asked him what am i doing wrong, he told me your not allowed to be in the attic and camp. As you can tell my reaction was laughing really hard, so he said im serious either kill yourself or i get an admin, i said do you even know any of the admins names? and he said yeah i know the owner his name is "eliminator13" I laughed so hard again because he was obviously lieing so i told him to bring him in here. He brought him in here, by this time i get the M4A1 and im killing a bunch of zombies so Eliminator13 tells me to get out of the spot right now or your being banned, im laughing so hard at this point im tearing so he says ok fine im getting an admin. When he said that i asked i thought you were the owner of the server(lieing) he said no im not and the other guy who accused me in the first place told him this " DUDE!!! your supposed to act like one retard" im laughing pretty hard while they are both calling me a noob and the whole server is telling them to STFU. after that i get cade kit block the stairs i get stuck in my own barracade and two chems kill me One sure way you can tell if someones a noob They ask a shit load of questions and they call everyone a noob....all noobs call everyone a noob which i find hilarious. guys put some noob story's you'd like to share!

As long as they aren't communist and red dogs, like some certain countries, I don't give a shit. The USSR was fail, and the so called "russian democracy" is also fail.. Well, you crtisize the western world, we critsize you. USA helped West-Europe after WWII and also under the war. Ronald Reagan made sure the Berlin wall came down, because he expanded the military so much that the Soviet Union was helpless. So, don't dare to insult them! It makes me so angry when someone insults them, withou a proper reason. What has communism done for the world? danni....you...are...awesome, although america has done a lot of the world..or at least tried to, no one apreciates our help. As long as they aren't communist and red dogs, like some certain countries, I don't give a shit. The USSR was fail, and the so called "russian democracy" is also fail.. Well, you crtisize the western world, we critsize you. USA helped West-Europe after WWII and also under the war. Ronald Reagan made sure the Berlin wall came down, because he expanded the military so much that the Soviet Union was helpless. So, don't dare to insult them! It makes me so angry when someone insults them, withou a proper reason. What has communism done for the world? danni....you...are...awesome, although america has done a lot of the world..or at least tried to, no one apreciates our help....Even half the muslim said they were jealous of the USA's government and other democratic governments oh and british people we is tight we is like your...how do i put this we budded off you and we are both cells inside a big blue ball named the testicle...so yes we are both sperm brothers

His avatar is heiling to hitler!!!! and is a super admin from beyond the stars.

In new york the past two weeks it has snowed, another day it was like 90 degrees out and today it was 50 degrees Soon we will reach an iceage followed by global warming followed by alien attack.

LOL Clavus that was hilarious http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/c...es/jdun252l.jpg this is what really happened....now they call it human flu....because we fly now http://www.winkk.com/wp-content/uploads/20...ng-machines.jpg If they dont pop up the first one says when swine flew and it shows dinosaurs and flying pigs second one is a chienese army all jumping at the same time.

I knew this would happen... this is why i got a bomb... this bomb is rigged to all your internets get some more people on the forums and server or else....BOOOOOM swine flu goes everywhere but in all seriousness most of you guys wouldnt care because your not over here where i am but its annoying getting home and an hour later there is hardly anyone on the server at all. I know you guys wont do anything at all for this problem but i just want to let you know that.... ......I COWCHUCKER LEADER OF ZE COWS WILL INVITE SOMZ TO KEEP SERVERZ ALIVEZORZ!

I Watched pirate Vs. knight last night made a bet with my friend who was gonna win...i won $10 :DDDD Here is pirate vs knight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEdujhb0PvA Next tuesday is Yukuza Vs. Mafia

I said maybe DONT JUDGE MEH!!!

Is a Racist for starting the Elite Racist Reunion Of Republic in other words E.R.R.O.R

Problem: Okay maybe some of you guys from other countries that arent even on when i get on therefore dont know me, for the other guys say from the UK that stay up to 2:00 just to keep the server going and to fuel your entertainment I salute you! although i notice the ratio of americans to other countrys is about 9999:0.00001<----you see that 1...thats me. I see probably 5 americans on the server including me. some of you wont care because you get about 30 something people when you play but ask yourself should there really be a time where the server has absolutely no people? even the one guy who sits in the server to jack off to alxy's player model he is doing a fine job...keeping the server up. I get home theres about 29 people then two hours later theres 15 an hour later theres 10 and the hour after that there is 5 then 30 more minutes tere is none. Solution: Get people to join the server and join the forums, preferably anybody that lives in the UK, North America, South America, and anybody in europe(Preferably on the western side). i dont mean just invite them into the server and let them play i mean show them the server then show them the forums. The only country i dont want is mexico... they got the swine flu..it travels through internets causing people to turn into pigs.

is at every fast food place... is most likly fat IM SORRY CHICKEN DONT GET THE WHIP!

If i have dualies its a KS fest for me i kill everything some people spend a while killing noe guy i turn around shoot one boom headshot KS!!!!! I get 12 kills before anyone can get 4 lol

LOl even better the scream mask with the black robe.

into his urethra

lies about the infinite holes....its only two hundred holes.

Yes i know a lot of people who know how to do this, i've been told it is not kickable, "if you know how to do the glitch than thats good, if you dont than ask and dont complain" is what i have been told.

I like the hockey mask idea, oh the movie your thinking of is friday the thirteenth (its not a chainsaw its a machete)

USP and crowbar = great combo Although for secondary pistols im happy with any except the glock cause i hates it!(Favorite is DUALIES!!! second favorite is Fagnum)

I Agree, but wait you just posted which added to the farm...shit me too I Stand here today swearing i will never post in this topic again!...maybe

Shoots errors from his genitals while flying with ninjas in a giant hut with topless women everywhere......your welcome error.

He's especially into cow porn