Cowchucker

I understand *cries* I UNDERSTAND!!!!!! i agree 100% with hundred2.

I got two cats one is all black and white exetremly furry so we named him shaggy sometimes in the middle of the night if you hear him meow you can imitate the meow and then he will meow back to you can try and find you. My other one he is brown with black stripes and he looks a lot like a tiger so his name is tigger although you really dont want to get his name mixed up with any word starting with an N the outcome can become be a disaster and he might even get offended. Was trying to find a picture but aparently i have none on this computer. EDIT: forgot to mention my cats are brothers

Isnt the main character to that game your avatar?

I have no least favorite food or favorite food, cause according to sneed and robo im a fatty american who eats everything and anything in site. Although robo lied about his favorite food..... its all about the genitals i dedicate this to robo

I have never seen you play and im the second admin on that server, so far it doesnt look like you have a shot at being an admin no offense. I mean different ages, posting two different applications, no one has seen you on the server and it looks like to me your not very active on the forums either. Offtopic: Error i will catch up to you in hours one day... im almost at 150

Just....wow.....i almost spilled my water all over my computer from laughing so hard BTW why am i always the one sucking dick? you know what im going to dress you and sneed up like little cows and im going to change my name for the day to cowfucker. DAMMIT ROBO IM NOT A MCDONALD AMERICAN WHOREEE, IM NOT A GAY FISHHHH STOP ADMIN ABROOOSINGSZORS! Also Botervloot no offense taken, i get it that last contest was pretty crappy but im glad that theres an admin contest.... half of which will involve me and something sexual

4: cs_churchS 10: cs_code_name_otter_packed 37: de_abbaye_premium_beta_v10 Ruin my childhood once again clavus first in the motel now this! Ok well number 4 everyone hated and i have to admit its a behemoth kill box, the behemoth will rape you and your team no matter where they go. Number 10 i loved because it was strange and out of the ordinary Number 37 Holy shit i spent three rounds and still was not done exploring the map, that map is fucking huge and detailed....its a keeper!

There is a setting on the exploit blocker tool that allows people to automatically die when they enter the square, but that setting can really piss someone off incase they walk by the thing and instantly die.

65% Im gonna pwn some zombies, ESCUSE! meh! And screw you american haters for the ones actually hating. Robo you gonna be the first to be shot in the foot by me.....nvm im gonig to shoot your eyes out and skull fuck you.

Ah Thanks clavus, Also nice new maps you added like 5, i've only seen one of them but its nice to have variety. First swamp level in IW!!! EDIT: Here are the new maps 4: cs_churchS 7: de_menace_final 10: cs_code_name_otter_packed 13: dm_steamlab 17: dm_balcony_beta4 23: cs_gentech_final 36: dm_avalon 37: de_abbaye_premium_beta_v10 Now some of these might be old but i forget but most of these are new and so far i played on cs_code_name_otter_packed and it was awesome SWAMPY MAPPPPP!!!!

Well so lets list the problems that clavus needs to fix. 1) One many army gets bugged and gives it to the second last human, resulting in all the good players not getting it and all the random nubs getting one man army. 2) I guess lucky luke not working. 3) cs_island crashes a lot of people, getting it removed or fixing the problem would be great. 4) The behemoth being able to kill someone with full armor and full health when there is 20+ people 5) I also would like to see some more maps, preferably long maps because we dont have enough of those or some maps that let the player interact with the map. When i say maps that let the player interact with the map like the map with the nuke that would slowly close the doors then launch nukes. If you want i could find some of these maps and see if you like them.

YEAH clavus YEAH clavus (to the second power) you got multiple people hounding you clavus i think its time to stop doing important things like eating sleeping and drinking, and start doing less important things like fixing IW. If you dont i will bring our kids back into the house and we will hound you so you cant sleep, Dont leave us out on the street again or i will leave you and take the kids too.

How about Sneedipie, i always call you that no matter what you change your name too. You could be sneedchucker or cowbeard XD i also love robo's suggestions...i wont name them though lol

Yep we could use a bit of diversity in our admin team, i think nugget would be great for the job i know for a fact that he would never abuse and that he is probably the nicest person i have ever met.........well one of the nicest. As long as i keep my title being the only american admin(Stop asking if im fat, im average weight...There isnt even a fast food place near, where i live there is a taco bell about an hour away from here but thats it) Now that i got that settled I think that nugget would be perfect for the job Est-ce que je p

How is it hard to understand or how is it hard to think of one? you can just think of one at the top of your head and implement it into pictures or you can go online and search. I picked this idea 1. cause sneed presented it to me and 2. because its so easy and simple that Everyone can join. Seriously if you guys are having a hard time coming up with these jokes here is a whole website dedicated to your mom jokes. http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html I lol'd my ass off on this one "Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh."

I shall take United Cowdom if no one else has united kingdom and first order of business is to Try and join the blue Alliance and To seal the deal we have sent over hot girls to each blue alliance country. http://shockwave17.files.wordpress.com/200...mho-girls-2.jpg ALL ABOARD!!

Double post hundred Anyways yeah you have a point its annoying seeing the last human trying so hard to get it then fails and a random person who just joined the server gets a hard achievement before he even gets the simple ones. I see this as a semi-big problem.

Can i be the United Cow of Americhucker? after all i am the only american on this forum or i will take some country that has some nuclear warfare.

Alright Well enjoy, oh and the part 2 of the undead might take a little bit to load.

I added the undead version and our special version of im on a boat.....maybe i should have put this in the audio and video section.... Undead Part 1 Undead Part 2 Im on a boat with Error

you're always lazy! can we please have ravebreak on IW server!!! its easy to adapt, you said so yourself You suffer too much error

Well this explains every class on Infected wars with TF2 sound effects. This was all human classes though. Although it was me filming people because no one would cooperate except error but he left early. Stay tuned for the second version that features the undead. Error be ready tommorrow

Got back to my home computer and finally uploaded these anyways good luck everyone.... and not everyone understood what the thats what she said and your mom jokes were.... Just saying yo mama isnt exactly a joke... well maybe it is but not one for this contest. So i got a link for people who didnt exact know what i meant by a your mom joke. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_insult

I dont have my pictures on this computer but on my home computer i will upload the pictures which i will get this sunday.

I think that's it for now. Well just to add on not to make it more trouble for you but.....there is a problem with the one man army achievement where the undead person who kills the last human about to get the achievement will get the one man army achievement instead of the last human. Sorry for not posting this up earlier but i just found this out and its annoying to see everyone crapping themselves while the last human is complaining.