The Lazy Peon

Ever wondered what it was like to work at Valve? A while ago, this employee handbook was distributed to all the new guys at Valve. It's been leaked: It's funny, honest and over all heart warming! Here's a link. Read and discuss! http://dl.pcgamer.com/Valve_Handbook_LowRes.pdf

To promote what the other Sons have already said, we really are looking forward to this: It's going to be a great adventure, and we'd love to share it with lots of members! So be sure to ask your friends, and if you haven't already, join our Steam Group: "The Prodigal Guild" - That's the best way to keep in touch! What do you all think of the ranking system? Are there enough ranks?

Don't be shy now fellas, be adventurous!

Thank you for all your attention so far! Remember to get your Pre-Orders in, as of today! (April 10th) Keep em' Rollin' fellas!

You seem like a very genuine guy, which is a factor that I believe the guys look for when taking in admins. Considering that you're not English, you speak the language very well: This coming from a guy who does two English A- levels. To be honest matey, I can't see any problems with your application. Best of luck to you, not that you'll need it!

Make in a Minky + Peon gay club and I'm good.

There's where we differ, friend Anyway, what do you guys think about the world? Does it look cool?

Yeah, this makes no sense.

Personally I'm getting the collectors edition, because I enjoy that type of thing. Guild banks will probably work the same as WoWs: Permissions can be set by officers/ the leader as to what rank can access/ deposit what. Simplicity will probably be the name of the game in this side of GWII

Business as usual then, Clav.

My brain, it

Mine is going to be a Charr: Middle height, mangy and mean as hell. Also, a warrior

Let me just add something else: We need officers! If you feel you're up to it, please look in "The Prodigal Guild" sub forum and look for the Officer Application page! See you out there!

Apologies for another bump, but we'd love for some of the Officers of the guild to have come from Left 4 Green! Click the attached file and send us an email if you are interested!

From what I understand, the admins have fair play plugged into their skull very firmly. So there's not much chance of an admin abusing his power! (unless you're called NPhect... JOKING! I'M FUCKING JOKING!)

It's great to see we already have a potential gathering! personally, I'm pre-ordering it on the 10th. Hopefully will get something cool out of that! Remember, if any of you guys get onto the Beta, we'd love to some screenshots and some feedback! Oh, and another question: Would you guys like to do lots of PvP? or lots of PvE?

I think it really is as simple as searching Garry's Mod in the steam browser. Someone correct me if I'm mistaken

There's no need to call this man an Idiot or anything, this is simply not how democracy works (unless you live in Russia) No, we simply prove him wrong by knowing the truth and letting him voice his opinion. The proof then of him being wrong-er than Richard Nixon's foreign policy will out.

Hoepfully we'll be doing another CIVIL WAR! soon, they're fun. Keep going on at me and Minky 'till we do something.

I think we are digressing here, people. Let them talk it out, it's not for the rest of us to NPhect an arse (not saying he is) Let the people involved sort if out, oui? It's nout to do with us.

Thanks for the consultation But yes, I fully back this, as it was partly my idea too

The first two games were a real fucked up mess: Drug taking, rape, self-harming, murder, hostage taking... And it was all brilliantly told. It was a real twist on anything else, especially the second game. It was like a paranoid insomniac had poured out their mind into code. Whilst this game looks good, I think I agree with the comments that there is too much colour. The gap has been long enough that a semi-rehash wouldn't be uncalled for. The contrast appears to be quite simple: Instead of listening to Joy Division, you're now listening to stuff like Ed Sheeran: Things are more tame/ attempting to be troubled, instead of genuinely being troubled. Looks great, but merely a shadow of it's forefathers.

Thank you gentlemen!

Wait what ? Are you saying you got a blowjob from Clavus? Damn straight How else did you think he pays for the BF3 server? *Christian Bale gif*

You should ask him to post a topic, that would work better. It would appear more a formal proposal than just "Unban my mate because because" Just saying that would increase your chances tenfold