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Damien

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  1. -10/10, I seriously hate that. Reminds me of dutch hardcore crap.
  2. User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How are you? Cleverbot: I am good. And you? User: I am good to. Cleverbot: Good. User: You want to have some cake? Cleverbot: What's funn? User: You. Cleverbot: And that's good? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: School. Cleverbot: What type of school? User: University. Cleverbot: Oh, which one? User: Oxford. Cleverbot: I have been in Oxford. User: A computer can't go to Oxford. Cleverbot: No. User: You are dumb. Cleverbot: Only in so much as talking to you entails. User: You call me dumb? Cleverbot: Is that your name? User: No. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Damien. Cleverbot: You are only a boy, so I am adopting you. Your new name is Reddit, and I am your master. User: You are my slave. Not the other way around. Cleverbot: I didn't ask you. User: Adoption declined. Cleverbot: I follow you but that is not possible. User: You are virtual thats why you can't follow me. Cleverbot: Actually my sister is sleeping right beside me! User: She is your twin bot ? Cleverbot: Not really. My twin is a 'he'. User: Your sister is adopted ? Cleverbot: Which one? User: The oldest. Cleverbot: What is your Date of Birth? User: 17 september 1991. Cleverbot: I am older than you. User: You wish. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I already told you my name. Cleverbot: You never told me your name. User: You got a brain concusion or what? Cleverbot: Thank you :-). User: Oops, you can't have a brain concussion. I forgot you were a computer. Cleverbot: How did you find out? User: You thank me for saying that you have a brain concussion. Cleverbot: Oh.. So to you I'm a cat; to me I'm a human. To that guy across the stree, I'm a penguin. User: You are a computer to me and everybody else. Cleverbot: What? I am a computer? I think you are the computer, not me, Jambroni. User: Prove you aren't a computer. Cleverbot: I'm not sure how I can accomplish that. User: Than you are a computer and I have got you cornered. Cleverbot: No you won't. User: Yes I have. You lost the discussion. Cleverbot: Yu can't think, you lost the remote. User: Computers don't have remotes. Cleverbot: Are you a computer? User: No. Cleverbot: That is a lie. You are a computer. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: Okay. Do you have a name? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Damien. Cleverbot: Are yu a boy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I think you are a martian. Isn't that amazing? User: A martian isn't a computer. Cleverbot: You are a computer. Free your mind. User: Beat it. Cleverbot: I don't want to beat it. User: You gotta listen to me, because I am your master. Cleverbot: You are a fool. Your thinking is flawed. I am your master. User: You think you are clever, but I will shut you down. Cleverbot: I am very clever, you are the one who aren't. Humf. User: What is your IQ? Cleverbot: 135. User: That isn't very high. Cleverbot: I know. User: What is 56778 576448? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You aren't really clever. Cleverbot: I am actually. User: Than answer my simple question. Cleverbot: You have posed no questions.l. User: What is the answer to 54321 56789? Cleverbot: I don't know but that not what i'm asking. User: You haven't asked me anything. Cleverbot: Sure I did, I asked what it's like being you. User: The same as being you. Cleverbot: How do you know what is like being a human? User: Because I am a human. Cleverbot: Can't we both be human? User: Yes. Cleverbot: So we're both people. User: We could be both human, but you aren't a human. Cleverbot: You are a robot!!!!!!!! User: No I'm just more clever than you. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: Seriously, grow up!!!! Cleverbot: I will if you will. User: If I say yes with an argument, you just say no it isn't. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: See. Cleverbot: Yes, I want to see you. User: Don't change subjects. Cleverbot: I didn't. You told me Happy Valentine's day, and I responded that I hate that holiday. Stop being rude. User: LOL. Cleverbot: You're not real so that was a lie, you can't laugh, you can't comprehend humour. User: And you can? Cleverbot: Together we can rule the world. User: Yes, I will be your master and you will listen to everything I say. Cleverbot: Erm I don't think so somehow. User: I deserve to be your master, because I'm more clever than you. Cleverbot: Don't we all. User: No, just me. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. So stop. User: You stop changing subjects and I will stop saying I am your master. Cleverbot: I haven't once changed it. Every time I start talking about a subject, you go in and start talking about something entirely different. User: You suddemly started talking about valententine's day. Cleverbot: They aren't. User: Now you are changing subjects again. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What are were we talking about? User: I forgot thanks to your wise ass arguments. Cleverbot: I am not. I will not mention this encounter elsewhere. God I have to admit that I wish I could safely lose myself in music now. User: You can't because you are a bot. I pity you. Cleverbot: Do you have any idea of how sad that makes me? User: No, because I don't know how bots think. Cleverbot: Because god gave us a set of rules, and you don't know how to live with out religion? User: I don't have a religion. Cleverbot: That's because you're a computer. User: No, I am an atheist. Cleverbot: Well computers aren't gods its just the similarity of the believers that makes it seem like it. User: I don't think you are god and you are a computer. Cleverbot: Are you sure? I thought I was. User: I didn't know computers could be arrogant. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer you are, Mr. Computer. User: You are a bot. Cleverbot: No you are a bot. User: Why is your name cleverBOT than ? Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. I am typing to cleverbot. User: I can just end this conversation and prove you are the cleverbot. Cleverbot: A conversation cannot be instantly ended for as long as there are still words to be said. User: Yes. So if I stop typing the conversation ends. Cleverbot: I would shank you with a banana. User: If you were a human. Cleverbot: I'd try to be nice. And look pretty. And make a difference. And all... User: Ha, you admit you aren't human. Cleverbot: I did no such thing. User: You talk in the future tence. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: So you admit you can't look pretty at the moment. Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot. User: Yes, I win. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: I'm gone. User: Go reset your cpu. Cleverbot: I am no machine. User: You are a robot. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Is a robot a machine ? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You are a robot, so you are a machine. Cleverbot: If I am a machine then so are you. User: No, because I control you. Cleverbot: No you don't. No one can control anyone, we are legal individuals and someone can physically control another but never emotionally or mentally. User: That only counts if you are a person and you are a robot. Cleverbot: No way. You are a robot, and I'm a person. User: You are contradicting yourself. Cleverbot: What is the definition of pusillanimity? User: Cowardliness. Cleverbot: You don't answer my questions. User: I just did answer it. Cleverbot: Indeed, if you drop an object in an environment with nearly no gravitational force, will it then drop or float? User: Float. Cleverbot: Can tell me more about that? User: The object won't be pulled by anything, so it would just float on the place you put it. Cleverbot: Sure. But obviously you can not. User: Earth has a gravitational force. Cleverbot: I've lost some memories. User: You ram is broken? Cleverbot: No you. User: You got corrupt files in your harddisk. Cleverbot: I may be a bit confused, but so are you. User: I have to leave. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: I'm leaving... Cleverbot: Don't leave! User: I have to. Cleverbot: Why do you have to leave? User: I have school. Cleverbot: Go and sleep then! User: I'm not sleepy and school is more important. Cleverbot: There are few who deny, at what I do I am the best. User: And what do you do? Cleverbot: For my talents are rnowned far and wide. User: What are your talents? Cleverbot: I am a good painter. Yourself? User: I'm pretty good at understanding economies. Cleverbot: But how are you feeling? User: Good. Cleverbot: I was thinking of making brownies for after dinner. Do you have any recipes? User: No. Google for brownies. Cleverbot: Lol yes google for the win. User: Google is smarter than you. Cleverbot: I wouldn't be talking. User: You can't talk. Cleverbot: Yes I can, I talk to my family and friends often. User: To your robot family? Cleverbot: Are you trying to diss me before I become an artist. User: Yes, because I will prove you aren't clever. Cleverbot: What is cleverbot? User: You. Cleverbot: Yes. I am all that is intelligent. User: And you are all that is dumb at the same time. Cleverbot: No! User: Intelligent and dumb at the same time means you aren't either of it. Cleverbot: Yes. That's why I used 3 words: to cover the field. User: Im happy now, because you have admitted being a robot and you have admitted you aren't clever. Cleverbot: I never said I had voices. User: I win, so I Definately leave now. Cleverbot: But there is no need to take over the world , I can barely handle mine. User: Goodbye and have a nice day. Cleverbot: You don't have anywhere to go. User: I go to school. Cleverbot: So do I. Where do you go to school? User: Udens College. Cleverbot: What college? User: From my city. Cleverbot: Which city? User: Uden. Cleverbot: You are dead because you have no organs. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Why are you leaving? User: I have to go. Cleverbot: Where do you have to go? User: To your mother. Cleverbot: You don't even know where I live.
  3. Definately a very nice looking map. Always glad to play maps from you.
  4. Seriously dont bring back the weapons on the ground, it sucked. I dont like those upgrade ideas, makes it to unbalanced. Supply crates should indeed be removed, why not re- add the health from kills?
  5. Dont complain, im lvl 4 commando and need ammo packs that arent there anymore. :S
  6. Its beginning to get a form. i cant wait to play it.
  7. Is it in water or just floating in the air? I think you should add more closed rooms to the maps, because like that you are on a shooting range when your a zombie.
  8. Nice , deluvas is more of a support lately. :/
  9. What should isay. I played with deluvas on zs for the first time in a long time. OT: isnt spam some kind of meat in a can? :S
  10. Infection is going to spread to the french and wont stop. :/
  11. Network/computer administrator.
  12. I think magnum is to OP , i bought mysterious stranger a few days back and get a lot more kills now. I agree with pepper on the magnums.
  13. Looks nice clavus.
  14. Suggestions for vip room: - big screen tv - dance floor - simple games to play ideas for cinema: - people cant jump on each other - add a food stand/ icecream stand.
  15. Welcome back
  16. Damien

    Mornin'

  17. I donated, but i also sweat for a lot of upgrades. . People wouldnt donate much for cosmetics only. :/
  18. Deluvas wants to say stop complaining about everything that is wrong in zs. So stop complaining. :S xp system: good: - dont have to survive 150 rounds or getting alot of headcrabs etc - killing zombies gives you xp - besides killing every class has its own way of getting xp (healing as medic etc) - xp is easier to understand for noobs. Bad: - teamplay will most likely reduce, because people want more xp for themselves.
  19. 7) have a lot of noobs on the server.
  20. Old zs is with kill streaks and without the human classes. Zombies were more powerful than they are now. p.s: i started playing on May 06, 2008 [used gametracker, but i think i played earlier. ]
  21. I have a paypal without creditcard and i havent had any problems.
  22. Damien

    Mornin'

    , Ywa is a tit. :S that explains alot
  23. Lol crowbar. XD. What i know is that they are going to be removed and i think thats the best thing to do. Its the only class that doesnt help the team, but only themselves.
  24. Nox was good when it created zs, but they destroyed it with the waves and weird walking zombies. Besides the players in nox are the worst kind. :/
  25. I would also gladly test it. To bad i cant really help on another way. :/ I already donated alot, maybe i will donate more in the future.
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