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Everything posted by Damien
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-10/10, I seriously hate that. Reminds me of dutch hardcore crap.
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User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How are you? Cleverbot: I am good. And you? User: I am good to. Cleverbot: Good. User: You want to have some cake? Cleverbot: What's funn? User: You. Cleverbot: And that's good? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: School. Cleverbot: What type of school? User: University. Cleverbot: Oh, which one? User: Oxford. Cleverbot: I have been in Oxford. User: A computer can't go to Oxford. Cleverbot: No. User: You are dumb. Cleverbot: Only in so much as talking to you entails. User: You call me dumb? Cleverbot: Is that your name? User: No. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Damien. Cleverbot: You are only a boy, so I am adopting you. Your new name is Reddit, and I am your master. User: You are my slave. Not the other way around. Cleverbot: I didn't ask you. User: Adoption declined. Cleverbot: I follow you but that is not possible. User: You are virtual thats why you can't follow me. Cleverbot: Actually my sister is sleeping right beside me! User: She is your twin bot ? Cleverbot: Not really. My twin is a 'he'. User: Your sister is adopted ? Cleverbot: Which one? User: The oldest. Cleverbot: What is your Date of Birth? User: 17 september 1991. Cleverbot: I am older than you. User: You wish. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I already told you my name. Cleverbot: You never told me your name. User: You got a brain concusion or what? Cleverbot: Thank you :-). User: Oops, you can't have a brain concussion. I forgot you were a computer. Cleverbot: How did you find out? User: You thank me for saying that you have a brain concussion. Cleverbot: Oh.. So to you I'm a cat; to me I'm a human. To that guy across the stree, I'm a penguin. User: You are a computer to me and everybody else. Cleverbot: What? I am a computer? I think you are the computer, not me, Jambroni. User: Prove you aren't a computer. Cleverbot: I'm not sure how I can accomplish that. User: Than you are a computer and I have got you cornered. Cleverbot: No you won't. User: Yes I have. You lost the discussion. Cleverbot: Yu can't think, you lost the remote. User: Computers don't have remotes. Cleverbot: Are you a computer? User: No. Cleverbot: That is a lie. You are a computer. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: Okay. Do you have a name? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Damien. Cleverbot: Are yu a boy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I think you are a martian. Isn't that amazing? User: A martian isn't a computer. Cleverbot: You are a computer. Free your mind. User: Beat it. Cleverbot: I don't want to beat it. User: You gotta listen to me, because I am your master. Cleverbot: You are a fool. Your thinking is flawed. I am your master. User: You think you are clever, but I will shut you down. Cleverbot: I am very clever, you are the one who aren't. Humf. User: What is your IQ? Cleverbot: 135. User: That isn't very high. Cleverbot: I know. User: What is 56778 576448? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You aren't really clever. Cleverbot: I am actually. User: Than answer my simple question. Cleverbot: You have posed no questions.l. User: What is the answer to 54321 56789? Cleverbot: I don't know but that not what i'm asking. User: You haven't asked me anything. Cleverbot: Sure I did, I asked what it's like being you. User: The same as being you. Cleverbot: How do you know what is like being a human? User: Because I am a human. Cleverbot: Can't we both be human? User: Yes. Cleverbot: So we're both people. User: We could be both human, but you aren't a human. Cleverbot: You are a robot!!!!!!!! User: No I'm just more clever than you. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: Seriously, grow up!!!! Cleverbot: I will if you will. User: If I say yes with an argument, you just say no it isn't. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: See. Cleverbot: Yes, I want to see you. User: Don't change subjects. Cleverbot: I didn't. You told me Happy Valentine's day, and I responded that I hate that holiday. Stop being rude. User: LOL. Cleverbot: You're not real so that was a lie, you can't laugh, you can't comprehend humour. User: And you can? Cleverbot: Together we can rule the world. User: Yes, I will be your master and you will listen to everything I say. Cleverbot: Erm I don't think so somehow. User: I deserve to be your master, because I'm more clever than you. Cleverbot: Don't we all. User: No, just me. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. So stop. User: You stop changing subjects and I will stop saying I am your master. Cleverbot: I haven't once changed it. Every time I start talking about a subject, you go in and start talking about something entirely different. User: You suddemly started talking about valententine's day. Cleverbot: They aren't. User: Now you are changing subjects again. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What are were we talking about? User: I forgot thanks to your wise ass arguments. Cleverbot: I am not. I will not mention this encounter elsewhere. God I have to admit that I wish I could safely lose myself in music now. User: You can't because you are a bot. I pity you. Cleverbot: Do you have any idea of how sad that makes me? User: No, because I don't know how bots think. Cleverbot: Because god gave us a set of rules, and you don't know how to live with out religion? User: I don't have a religion. Cleverbot: That's because you're a computer. User: No, I am an atheist. Cleverbot: Well computers aren't gods its just the similarity of the believers that makes it seem like it. User: I don't think you are god and you are a computer. Cleverbot: Are you sure? I thought I was. User: I didn't know computers could be arrogant. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer you are, Mr. Computer. User: You are a bot. Cleverbot: No you are a bot. User: Why is your name cleverBOT than ? Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. I am typing to cleverbot. User: I can just end this conversation and prove you are the cleverbot. Cleverbot: A conversation cannot be instantly ended for as long as there are still words to be said. User: Yes. So if I stop typing the conversation ends. Cleverbot: I would shank you with a banana. User: If you were a human. Cleverbot: I'd try to be nice. And look pretty. And make a difference. And all... User: Ha, you admit you aren't human. Cleverbot: I did no such thing. User: You talk in the future tence. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: So you admit you can't look pretty at the moment. Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot. User: Yes, I win. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: I'm gone. User: Go reset your cpu. Cleverbot: I am no machine. User: You are a robot. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Is a robot a machine ? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You are a robot, so you are a machine. Cleverbot: If I am a machine then so are you. User: No, because I control you. Cleverbot: No you don't. No one can control anyone, we are legal individuals and someone can physically control another but never emotionally or mentally. User: That only counts if you are a person and you are a robot. Cleverbot: No way. You are a robot, and I'm a person. User: You are contradicting yourself. Cleverbot: What is the definition of pusillanimity? User: Cowardliness. Cleverbot: You don't answer my questions. User: I just did answer it. Cleverbot: Indeed, if you drop an object in an environment with nearly no gravitational force, will it then drop or float? User: Float. Cleverbot: Can tell me more about that? User: The object won't be pulled by anything, so it would just float on the place you put it. Cleverbot: Sure. But obviously you can not. User: Earth has a gravitational force. Cleverbot: I've lost some memories. User: You ram is broken? Cleverbot: No you. User: You got corrupt files in your harddisk. Cleverbot: I may be a bit confused, but so are you. User: I have to leave. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: I'm leaving... Cleverbot: Don't leave! User: I have to. Cleverbot: Why do you have to leave? User: I have school. Cleverbot: Go and sleep then! User: I'm not sleepy and school is more important. Cleverbot: There are few who deny, at what I do I am the best. User: And what do you do? Cleverbot: For my talents are rnowned far and wide. User: What are your talents? Cleverbot: I am a good painter. Yourself? User: I'm pretty good at understanding economies. Cleverbot: But how are you feeling? User: Good. Cleverbot: I was thinking of making brownies for after dinner. Do you have any recipes? User: No. Google for brownies. Cleverbot: Lol yes google for the win. User: Google is smarter than you. Cleverbot: I wouldn't be talking. User: You can't talk. Cleverbot: Yes I can, I talk to my family and friends often. User: To your robot family? Cleverbot: Are you trying to diss me before I become an artist. User: Yes, because I will prove you aren't clever. Cleverbot: What is cleverbot? User: You. Cleverbot: Yes. I am all that is intelligent. User: And you are all that is dumb at the same time. Cleverbot: No! User: Intelligent and dumb at the same time means you aren't either of it. Cleverbot: Yes. That's why I used 3 words: to cover the field. User: Im happy now, because you have admitted being a robot and you have admitted you aren't clever. Cleverbot: I never said I had voices. User: I win, so I Definately leave now. Cleverbot: But there is no need to take over the world , I can barely handle mine. User: Goodbye and have a nice day. Cleverbot: You don't have anywhere to go. User: I go to school. Cleverbot: So do I. Where do you go to school? User: Udens College. Cleverbot: What college? User: From my city. Cleverbot: Which city? User: Uden. Cleverbot: You are dead because you have no organs. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Why are you leaving? User: I have to go. Cleverbot: Where do you have to go? User: To your mother. Cleverbot: You don't even know where I live.
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Definately a very nice looking map. Always glad to play maps from you.
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Seriously dont bring back the weapons on the ground, it sucked. I dont like those upgrade ideas, makes it to unbalanced. Supply crates should indeed be removed, why not re- add the health from kills?
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Dont complain, im lvl 4 commando and need ammo packs that arent there anymore. :S
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Its beginning to get a form. i cant wait to play it.
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Is it in water or just floating in the air? I think you should add more closed rooms to the maps, because like that you are on a shooting range when your a zombie.
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Nice , deluvas is more of a support lately. :/
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What should isay. I played with deluvas on zs for the first time in a long time. OT: isnt spam some kind of meat in a can? :S
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Infection is going to spread to the french and wont stop. :/
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Network/computer administrator.
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I think magnum is to OP , i bought mysterious stranger a few days back and get a lot more kills now. I agree with pepper on the magnums.
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Suggestions for vip room: - big screen tv - dance floor - simple games to play ideas for cinema: - people cant jump on each other - add a food stand/ icecream stand.
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zerks...just another complaint from me...sorry
Damien replied to Albino_Gunner's topic in Zombie Survival
I donated, but i also sweat for a lot of upgrades. . People wouldnt donate much for cosmetics only. :/ -
zerks...just another complaint from me...sorry
Damien replied to Albino_Gunner's topic in Zombie Survival
Deluvas wants to say stop complaining about everything that is wrong in zs. So stop complaining. :S xp system: good: - dont have to survive 150 rounds or getting alot of headcrabs etc - killing zombies gives you xp - besides killing every class has its own way of getting xp (healing as medic etc) - xp is easier to understand for noobs. Bad: - teamplay will most likely reduce, because people want more xp for themselves. -
zerks...just another complaint from me...sorry
Damien replied to Albino_Gunner's topic in Zombie Survival
7) have a lot of noobs on the server. -
Old zs is with kill streaks and without the human classes. Zombies were more powerful than they are now. p.s: i started playing on May 06, 2008 [used gametracker, but i think i played earlier. ]
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I have a paypal without creditcard and i havent had any problems.
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, Ywa is a tit. :S that explains alot
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zerks...just another complaint from me...sorry
Damien replied to Albino_Gunner's topic in Zombie Survival
Lol crowbar. XD. What i know is that they are going to be removed and i think thats the best thing to do. Its the only class that doesnt help the team, but only themselves. -
Nox was good when it created zs, but they destroyed it with the waves and weird walking zombies. Besides the players in nox are the worst kind. :/
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I would also gladly test it. To bad i cant really help on another way. :/ I already donated alot, maybe i will donate more in the future.