EmRA Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 (edited) Creditz to nugget for the blowjob and ideaThat fun website you talk to random people.Post your random conversations that happened in omegle here.Some guy is going to get two free planets from aliens, lucky guy:Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hello earth specimenYou: we come in peaceStranger: thats alright thenYou: we come galaxy from away far farStranger: was that using worm hole tech or just bending the speed of light to suit your purposes?You: we comeYou: galaxy from away far farStranger: andromeda?You: yesStranger: niceYou: we seek to reproduce our specimen with your female specimenYou: our dead isYou: horrible cancerStranger: so basically you have come from a long way to shag our women rather than sing your massively advanced technology to sort a cure or a prevention for the disease. not sure the women are really going to be up for thatYou: cancer unbeatable isYou: everything tried weYou: my wife http://blogs.fayobserver.com/faytoz/files/2008/08/yoda.jpgYou: see?You: dead nowStranger: is your translator broken as you appear to be speaking very bad englishYou: we think broken yours isYou: you speak our language noneYou: we try best oursStranger: well you are the ones with the more advanced civilisation and advanced technology and we are mearly clever monkies with dillusions of grandureYou: we come in peaceYou: monkeyYou: very good sexYou: no bad unless want youYou: give permission us to half you womanYou: andStranger: well im sorry to be a disappointment but im a male monkey and to be honest im not sure wether our species would be genetically viableYou: we give youYou: one planetYou: andYou: restYou: your womanStranger: nah no dealYou: you getYou: two planetStranger: are they nice planets? we dont want any old planet and we will have to make sure that we have a suitable selection of every species from the planet so that we can recreate what we have already as its not a bad place we have hereYou: noYou: you get two planetYou: all yourselfYou: very niceYou: fleshlight treesYou: alies specimen ladiesYou: thatYou: can not children haveYou: soYou: not good for usYou: butYou: good for youStranger: a planet to myself? well i would have to take my wife and a lot of my friends to make it reasonably enjoyable plus the working for buildings and electric and staff to run everythingYou: we comeYou: supply youYou: every dayYou: anything want youStranger: hmmm, well you can have my other 2 housemates they are bith women so that would be half. does that sound reasonable?You: noYou: halfYou: your planetYou: felmale specimenYou: rest your planet female specimenYou: for youStranger: well i fear that asking on here may be a little redundant as there are 2118 people on here and as a cross section of the several billion people in the world its not a good one and i feel that many more important people than me would have some things to say about me making deals like that on their behalfStranger: te;; you what you can have the old and the ugly ones and we will keep the restYou: we needYou: female specimenYou: thatYou: reproduce canYou: if other your specimen dont likeYou: thatYou: no problemYou: we protection give youStranger: ok take the ugly ones and im sure there wouldnt be too many objections plus you can have as many chavs as you likeYou: they reproduce can?Stranger: far too often and are putting a strain on the housing of the country so like i say as many as you want and i think everyone will be happyStranger: they can reproduce a lotYou: thenkYou: thankYou: very much youYou: we coming start nowYou: we arrive your planet willStranger: no problem, as quick as you canYou: three hundred yearsYou: joke you justYou: us expect you friday onStranger: cool, will look forward to itYou: niceYou: meet you toYou: earth specimenStranger: a pleasureYou: bye goodStranger: bye Edited October 27, 2009 by EmRA Quote Link to comment
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