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[Deluvas]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: :>

Stranger: hi

You: What's up

Stranger: m or f?

You: F

Stranger: nothin´

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI

Stranger: can i ask you something?

You: YES

Stranger: why my internet conection is like a shit?

You: HMMM

Stranger: it's soo slow

Stranger: urrrhhh

You: PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR NEIGHBOURS DOG ATE THE WIRES

You: SORRY FOR CAPS, MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN

Stranger: yeah it's okay

Stranger: i really really REALLY want to watch a video

You: ANYWAYS, WHERE ARE YOU FROM ?

Stranger: indonesia

You:

You: HERE, NICE VIDEO

You: COOL

You: ILL BE GOING NOW. NICE CHAT WITH YOU STRANGER. HAVE A NICE DAY!

Stranger: yeah

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Greetings

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi.

You: I am a sexy wet sex machine bitch. Need any assistance ?

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: Hello Sir!

You: 19, male, India

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: oh hai

Stranger: hey

You: I'm from planet Zeta Reticuli

Stranger: asl?

You: I am 210 years old

Stranger: ???????

Stranger: http://i41.tinypic.com/2u9s6zl.jpg

You: Hello Sir!

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Stranger: hi there

You: Hello Sir!

You: Good day to you :>

Stranger: no iam not a sir lol

You: Hmm, are you a female (girl) ?

Stranger: yes

You: ASL?

Stranger: female 19 usa

You: Awesome

Stranger: lol you?

You: Male, 18, India

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Edited March 26, 2010 by Deluvas

[Lemon!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: elloh.

You: Sloooow-pooooooooooke.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 18 m

You: Mm*

You: Long piensh.

You: ¿Cómo estás?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ¡Eh!

Stranger: I will Fooly Cooly your One Piece until you squirt Super Milk Chan all over my Dragonballs.

You: ¿Cómo estás?

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You: THE GAME

Stranger: Nooooo!!!!! I lost

You: Sí, usted pierde. Y usted aspira.

Stranger: English?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ¡hola!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: asl?

You: ¿Habla Inglés?

Stranger: 19 m finland

Stranger: u

You: No puedo entender lo que usted acaba de decir.

You:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: الضحك بصوت مرتفع

Stranger: xD

Stranger: ?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: مهلا ، اسمي مثليه وأنا أعيش في السعودية ، ولدي ثلاث كرات من الصلب رهيبة ، الديك مصنوعة من البرونز. هل تريد اختبار بها؟

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Edited March 26, 2010 by Lemon!

[Chuusto]

Lol... We need more of these Now I have new thing on my list to do when I'm bored! Check omegle thread and visit omegle

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

TIP: Always use the game.

You: THE GAME

Stranger: ?

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You: THE GAME

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: YA

Stranger: asl

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: 19 M INDIA

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The best of all!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im 5

You: WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

Stranger: fuck

You: GET YOUR TOYS AND GO BACK TO THE CARPET

Stranger: thats

Stranger: u a ucker

You: ducker?

Stranger: fpedo

You: speedo?

Stranger: pedo

You: ya

You: 19 male from india

Stranger: pedofile

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

Stranger: ur gay

You: HIS MUSCLES ARE SO TINY, HE CANNOT BE PRESIDENT

Stranger: whats that red fly on your head

You: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BALLS OF STEEL

Stranger: fuck u gay

You: ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

Stranger: f of

You: Engrish?

Stranger: wats da red fly on ur head

You: ITS MY GERMAN ENGINEERING

Stranger: ur a fuck

Stranger: gay

You: YA

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

Stranger: ur gay

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

Stranger: gay

You: INDIAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You: GERMAN ENGINEERING

You have disconnected.

[BlueYoshi97]

Learned it's best not to lie.

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: are you a girl?

You: yes...

Stranger: do you like sex?

You: duh

Stranger: cyber?

You: no dude

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Stranger: Hey, asl?

You: 8, Female, Paris

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Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: 24/f/usa...u?

You: 10/hk/china

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Stranger: wasuup random stranger?

Stranger: how r u?

You: Feeling good, you?

Stranger: too, asl?

You: 8 years old

You: boy

You: France

Stranger: u shittin' me... really? sup, 12, man, south america.

You: aight

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You: Good evening, youngster

Stranger: yo

Stranger: who says im young

You: Age?

Stranger: 87

You: I take it back then, I am 54

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Stranger: Bonjour

You: salut

Stranger: ca va?

You: bien

You: toi

Stranger: comme ci comme ca

You: tu habite ou

Stranger: d'etats unis

Stranger: et vous?

You: J'habite dans les Mushroom Mountains

You: tu as quelle age

Stranger: 20

You: j'ai 19 ans

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Oh come on! I was speaking French more fluent than ever on the last one! These were not nearly all the failed attempts for socializing I had but it's nothing for me.

[Deluvas]

You: J'habite dans les Mushroom Mountains

Epic.

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

srs yoshi has such a wide and amusing fantasy

[deathbycrowbar]

Epicness incoming...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Good day to you sir

You: How fair thee this fine evening?

Stranger: im a lady thank you evey much

You: My apologies madam

You: most gracious apologies

You: regardless

You: How fair thee?

Stranger: i fair thee well

Stranger: how about you kind sir

You: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Stranger: ???

You: lolwut?

Stranger: are you ok??

You: Ducks

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Edited March 26, 2010 by Crowbar

[Mr. Darkness]

Could ou remind me the site, where can i chat?

[Lemon!]

Omegle.

[bastardman]

Stranger: 22 m usa

You: 23 m usa

You: WANNA CYBER

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[CarPileUp]

Stranger: APG? Yes or no? If you don't know what that is, disconnect.

You: YES

You: APG

You: AWESOME

You: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Stranger: Cool x] What's ur username?

You: Tardret

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[Retard]

u guys are amatures:

Stranger: heyheyhey

You: im horny

Stranger: congrats

You: want to help me?

Stranger: nope. see yaa.

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Stranger: hello

You: I WANT GET LAID!!!!!!

Stranger: sheesh

Stranger: u got a pussy?

You: hi *cought*

You: ye.. tons

You: and penis too

Stranger: ite im out

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You: hey

Stranger: hello

Stranger: whats up

You: nothing much

You: just scrathing my cock and my nose

You: and you?

Stranger: lol

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RUDE!!

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You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: what are you doing?

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EVEN MORE RUDE!!

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Stranger: hey ,

You: hi

You: can u call 911

Stranger: why ? : O

You: i've been shot

You: near my house

You: dude/girl

You: i was going to walk my dog..

Stranger: are u telling truth ??

Stranger: i really will call if u need help

You: and a robber came to me..

Stranger: please answer my question

You: yes..

You: please

Stranger: where do u live ?

You: omg..

You: the robber is getting back

You: i have to hide myself

Stranger: i will have to tell them , where to send ambulance

You: aww crap,. this hurtss.

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 10 huge fat women asia

You: you?

You: oh.. wrong.. 20*

You: im writting without lights..

Stranger: why?

You: im very poor

Stranger: bye

You: cant afford money..

Stranger: bye

You: i had to choose from todays food or internet

You: please dont leave

You: im a student from canada that went to asia

You: i want to talk with someone

You: oi. u ass. TALK TO ME !!

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Stranger: hi

You: asl fast

Stranger: u first

You: u first

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[Navo]

Stranger: Hi

You: Hello

Stranger: asl?

You: 87 Female Venzuela

Stranger: Wow... 87?

You: Yes

You: And I am going to take over the world using my army of squirrels

You: I have hundred2 of them

You: WE MUST STOP THE INFERIOR RACE OF DUCKS

You: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Stranger: you should obviously get a hobby....

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Edited March 26, 2010 by Squirrel-Dude

[Retard]

check mine above yours 8D

[bastardman]

Stranger: hi im horny

You: WELL TOO BAD

You: IT'S NOT YOUR LUCKY DAY

You: DISCONNECT QUICK

You: LOGGING YOUR IP

You: SENDING TO FBI

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[Navo]

Lol.

[Ywa]

http://www.left4green.com/stream/

go!

[deathbycrowbar]

http://www.left4green.com/stream/

go!

This is so awesome

[bastardman]

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Edited January 9, 2021 by bastardman
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[Clavus]

Shit's hilarious.

[Sneed]

Shit's hilarious.

Indeed ;D

[bastardman]

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Edited January 9, 2021 by bastardman
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[Ywa]

I lol'd hard.

[Mr. Darkness]

Stranger: hi

You: ALIENS

Stranger: asl?

You: 15 m Russia

Stranger: 16 f korea

You: THERE ARE TERRIBLE MONSTERS

You: DEMONS

You: IN THIS HUSE

You: RUN!

You: HIDE!

You: OMG THEY ARE IN MY HOUSE TOO!

Stranger: are you crazy?

You: Ducks

You: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Stranger: what?

You: THIS SANDWICH HASNT GOT ANY MEAT

You: AND ITS SO NASTY

You: WANNA TASTE IT?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Im horny

Stranger: Me too.

You: Ok

Stranger:

You: Have got eggs?

Stranger: sperm.

Stranger: Not a chick.

You: HOWD IS GOING PARTNER?

Stranger: It's goin', ese.

You: Ive Got a faaaaaarm that co tains over 5hundred thousand cocks!

You: *chickens

Stranger: Haha, that was clever.

You: Wanna buy one?

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NOW THIS ONE WAS FAST!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: Eggs?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hi,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Stranger: asl

You: I got a cool gun

You: It costs 6 hundred thousand dollars

You: http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50349401/Water_Gun.jpg

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Seems he got scared

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Need assistance?

Stranger: yes

You: Alright

You: I can help with making you not be a virgin

You: Okay?

You: My penis is big

You: And I've got balls of steel

Stranger: quesque

You: Nada

Stranger: mira mira

You: Tiengo un penis que es 25 cm

You: *sm

Stranger: im 26

You: Im 86

Stranger: smile

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Edited March 27, 2010 by Mr.Darkness