underzero Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Okay.I guess most of you know how to drink ... that's why i cant find a point in doing this...But let's start anyway Drinking is something people do on occasions... not where I live.. that's why I wanted to make this tutorial Step 1: BUYING THE DRINKLets say you're a 14 yr old boy who want's to get drunk because it's you're best friend's birthday : what to do?1. Find someone to buy the drink for you (I Would recommend Vodka but if you're a first timer take some cider instead) call an older friend or if you don't have any find any old bum on the street to buy it for you. PS: You should get more money so you could pay the bum for not runing away with the drink Step 2: FINDING A SPOTSo you have the drink but not the age huh.. 1. Quickly go over to somewhere you cannot be seen clearly (a backstreet or something) 2. Think of all the place's where you have been before and try and remember a spot where you could drink what you have without being seen. (Try and think of this before the purchase)3. Hide the drink (In you jacket) unzip you jacket place it in and hold it with you hand through the pocket. This will be much easier than climbing over fences and running through you're neighbours backyard just to get to where you want to go.4. At the spot check if there is any people around and read step 3...Step 3: STARTINGThe drink is ready the spot is found...1. When you open the drink don't go into a hurry to finnish it. 2. Make a line of who is drinking 1st who is 2nd etc..3. Sit down , take it easy , and after you are finished stand up quickly , take a deep breath count to 10 sit down again and blow it out.Well this is actually it on my How To: Drink tutorial. PLEASE READ >>>DO NOT go home after Step 3: Part 3 go home only after you feel better!!!PS: I did not make this to show off or to teach minors about drinking , I made this out of just being bored and of showing my stupidity to all of you in the Mr.Green portal!!Please Drink Sensibly XD Quote
Iulian Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Good Tutorial but i guess its available in your country only because i can drink in front of my parents and they wont say anything at all, and im not the only one who is in the same situation. Quote
Holy Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Good Tutorial but i guess its available in your country only because i can drink in front of my parents and they wont say anything at all, and im not the only one who is in the same situation.depends on family Quote
Hundred2 Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Or you can wait until 16 and prevent brain damage wich will turn you into a mindless zombie even if you take 1 glass.Yeah, ITS SO BAD!1!!1!! Quote
underzero Posted January 17, 2010 Author Posted January 17, 2010 Yo NPhect .. did you realise the line where i wrote "Lets say you're a 14 year old boy..."??????????If not read it again and you're a 14 year old boy who drinks in front of his parents ... well I'm sorry .. you're family is FUCKED!!! Quote
Holy Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 I hate those guys that drink cause they think its c00L Quote
Iulian Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Yo NPhect .. did you realise the line where i wrote "Lets say you're a 14 year old boy..."??????????If not read it again and you're a 14 year old boy who drinks in front of his parents ... well I'm sorry .. you're family is FUCKED!!! Quote
Mayco Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Drinking because you just want to drink or be cool (like hiding the drink from everyone, and drinking it somewhere no one can see you) is pretty stupid. Even though I like beer, I only drink when I go out, or at home when I friends over.I think my parents wouldn't have cared if I drank a beer or something in front of them when I was 14, I just don't see a reason to drink when you're 14 and alone/just with your parents. Quote
underzero Posted January 17, 2010 Author Posted January 17, 2010 OMG!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!I wrote at the the bottom>>> "PS: I did not make this to show off or to teach minors about drinking , I made this out of just being bored and of showing my stupidity to all of you in the Mr.Green portal!!"If you didn't read that dont post shit!!! Quote
Iulian Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 I usualy drink whisky to cure my pain from my leg.I have pins and needles in my leg and i dont really know why. Quote
Sneed Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) You need a tutorial for this? im asking the same thing EDIT: if your gonna drink you need music. Edited January 17, 2010 by Sneed Quote
Iulian Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 This is good when your drunk : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9K4BKkLaCI&feature=fvst Quote
TheGreenGrasshopper Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 lol Vodka is the hardcore stuff XD I just drink alcopop thingies on occasion on parties.BTW people don't rlly care if you're 14 or something in Belgium, I mean I have been to parties where some older friends wanted me to grab some drinks and the only the the bartender did was wink and gave me them .... it's taht easy ^^ Quote
Dusty Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 I drink quite a lot, and I've been drinking since I was around 15. Unfortunately the drinking age is 18, though i have a lot of overage friends who are more than willing to buy it for me. It's a social thing, I only drink for parties and gatherings. I've never drunk just for the sake of drinking. I've stopped drinking in excess amounts recently though. Quote
EmRA Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 underzero has just experienced his first time drinking, 10+ epeen! Oh wait..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y5iazu8yRI&feature=related Quote
Clavus Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 I don't drink at all. Haven't found a single alcoholic drink I like. Quote
Violence Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Yo NPhect .. did you realise the line where i wrote "Lets say you're a 14 year old boy..."??????????If not read it again and you're a 14 year old boy who drinks in front of his parents ... well I'm sorry .. you're family is FUCKED!!!really? Quote
Dusty Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Yo NPhect .. did you realise the line where i wrote "Lets say you're a 14 year old boy..."??????????If not read it again and you're a 14 year old boy who drinks in front of his parents ... well I'm sorry .. you're family is FUCKED!!!really? I first got drunk at my dad's 40th birthday. Thanks for calling my family fucked. Quote
Danni Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Step 2 isnt a problem, there is no drinking age and drinking in public is allowed. 14 is the age you start drinking. You're normally allowed to drink for your parents when you're 14/15. Quote
Botervloot Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Step 2 isnt a problem, there is no drinking age and drinking in public is allowed. 14 is the age you start drinking. You're normally allowed to drink for your parents when you're 14/15.Everyone has different parents.And I started drinking when I was 16. I didn't like strong drinks when I was 14/15. Everyone is different. Quote
Retard Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 im 14 and i only drink once a year (massive party on my town).i dont drink to show off or anything related. Never got drunk at all and i like much of the alcoholic drinksvodka is nice. black vodka i mean. but not much =sLike in news year, i drink champagne and a bit of beer infront of my mom but i dont really like it Quote
underzero Posted January 18, 2010 Author Posted January 18, 2010 Clavus: you're the smart one Dusty: I am not calling you're family fucked , i first got drunk at my dad,s 34 birthday so a birthday is a different thing +++ drinking is not for showing off, well it can be but i dont think so anyway Quote
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