Zombie apocalypse: What would you do?

[Hero]

You find out that a biochemical laboratory will "accidentally" release a deadly zombie virus (yes, deadly zombie virus.) which will spread onto all continents and nearly all islands.

You have one month to pack your stuff.

What would you do?

I'll start:

- Buy masks, can food, water and baseball bats

- Dig a hole somewhere

- Add door to hole

- Camp in hole

- Profit!

[Chikennugget1]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there already a same topic?(old one)

[Hero]

  On 8/27/2010 at 5:07 PM, Chikennugget1 said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there already a same topic?(old one)

Damn.

[Hundred2]

Take Squirrel and our 2 secret spaceships to mars and terraform it.

We take 300 people with us , all handpicked to ensure human survival.

[Hero]

  On 8/27/2010 at 5:16 PM, Hundred2 said:

Take Squirrel and our 2 secret spaceships to mars and terraform it.

We take 300 people with us , all handpicked to ensure human survival.

Won't you run low on supplies while terraforming? I heard that shit takes long!

[Hundred2]

  On 8/27/2010 at 5:18 PM, Hero said:

  On 8/27/2010 at 5:16 PM, Hundred2 said:

Take Squirrel and our 2 secret spaceships to mars and terraform it.

We take 300 people with us , all handpicked to ensure human survival.

Won't you run low on supplies while terraforming? I heard that shit takes long!

Our spaceships are supplied with terraforming equipment not even coming on the market for 200 years and we got supplies to be able to terraform for 3.000 years.

We'll be alright, since our equipment can terraform mars in 2 minutes.

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

Get wepon

Get fud

Mate

??????

PROFIT!

[Nobana]

  On 8/27/2010 at 5:07 PM, Chikennugget1 said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there already a same topic?(old one)

Har har, this(?).

[Hero]

  On 8/27/2010 at 5:31 PM, Nobana said:

  On 8/27/2010 at 5:07 PM, Chikennugget1 said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there already a same topic?(old one)

Har har, this(?).

I probably have a time-travelling, evil twin. Be right back.

[Cookie]

Iil get as much concrete, bricks, wood and cement, and build a huge wall around my street with a few ppl in it. Then make heavy duty cars and handmade weapons. (since we live in a boring country, the heaviest shooting thing you will get is a bee bee gun. Maybe a pistol from a cop, not sure if they have bullets in them)

[Messy]

1. Grab a shotgun, a pistol, and a huge knife.

2. Pack food.

3. Pack my laptop.

4: Pack all my porn DVDs.

5: My phone.

6: Take Tesla and Doubleedge and move to Narnia. (Damn there is not Narnia :C)Anyway take tesla and doubleedge with me

7: Barricade a small building.

8: Kill all sons of bitches and survive.

EDIT: I would take Doubleedge too

Edited August 29, 2010 by Messy

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

1. Wake up

2. Survive

3. Feed

4. Mate

5. Sleep

6. Repeat.

[EmRA]

Start taking pictures for a newspaper.

FAAAAntastic!

[Doubleedge]

  On 8/29/2010 at 5:46 PM, Messy said:

6: Take Tesla and move to Narnia. (Damn there is not Narnia :C)Anyway take tesla with me

7: Barricade a small building.

8: Kill all sons of bitches and survive.

What about me D:

[Botervloot]

I would grab the nearest woman zombie's TITS

[Firehawk]

get dressed as a zombie and..... ( no ofcourse not! )

!Get my lego pistol

! Get a bat

!Seal some doors.

!Make the kitchen a bid like a fort ( pillows, duvets and stuff)

!I dont that> now you have a nice place to sleep and a fridge

! Survive and use the car to get to the market and steal some food ( i am 14 but that doesnt matter, they are all zombies ( maybe) )

search for more people that survived ( they cant take friesland!! )

lol( that wasn't qiuck! )

Edited August 29, 2010 by Firehawk

[Notte]

Just like zombieland! Be a geek and dont talk to anyone!

[Messy]

  On 8/29/2010 at 6:15 PM, Doubleedge said:

  On 8/29/2010 at 5:46 PM, Messy said:

6: Take Tesla and move to Narnia. (Damn there is not Narnia :C)Anyway take tesla with me

7: Barricade a small building.

8: Kill all sons of bitches and survive.

What about me D:

I thought you would go with TSP :C

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

What's everyones theme song for going on a zombie-killing-defence-rampage-gangbang?

Mine would be All Hope is Gone by Slipknot, because you need this kind of music when decapitating.

[Hero]

  On 8/29/2010 at 7:02 PM, Burn said:

What's everyones theme song for going on a zombie-killing-defence-rampage-gangbang?

Mine would be All Hope is Gone by Slipknot, because you need this kind of music when decapitating.

[VMR]

1. Place dirt under me while jumping.
   
2. Build fort at top of pile of dirt.
   
3. Make a Ladder to get up. Zombies can't use ladders.
   
4. Go down during day to collect canned food.
   

[QTesla]

1.Wake up

2. Walk out house

3. Find messeh and doubleedge

4. Find weapons and survive.

[Navo]

1. Build a L5 Riesig Battle Walker.

2. Slaughter zombies while listening to

.

3. When done, leave earth with the JVS Titan (My ship) and the JVS Normandy (Hundred's ship).

Edited August 29, 2010 by Squirrel-Dude

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

Kick ass and chew bubblegum, ow and get a gas mask since it's a virus and it has to spread in some way.

[EmRA]

  On 8/29/2010 at 7:27 PM, Sacrifical said:

1. Place dirt under me while jumping.
   
2. Build fort at top of pile of dirt.
   
3. Make a Ladder to get up. Zombies can't use ladders.
   
4. Go down during day to collect canned food.
   

Canned food might be hard to find at that time.

I would suggest beating up pigs for bacon.