ROOMGUY I: CALL OF THE CRAPARTMENT

[bastardman]

Okay!

This thread is going to be about an interactive story, called ROOMGUY I: CALL OF THE CRAPARTMENT.

I will draw a picture, and then you, the reader, will be able to post what you think the protagonist in the drawing shall do, to continue his quest.

I'll pick whatever reply which fits, and then draw it.

So everything starts here, in this room:

Your name is TIM LOCHWOOD. You find yourself stuck in this poorly illuminated room, giving you mild claustrophobic thoughts.

You are wielding a BACKPACK, which can contain various ITEMS, depending on size and probability of being PICKABLE.

The room doesn't contain many things to interact with, but you spot a PEEKING HOLE, and some kind of BLACK GUNK, which seems to be leaking from the floor above your location.

There is also a HATCH, and a WELL-ESTABLISHED LEVER.

What is your next move?

Edited September 10, 2010 by Redgord

[deathbycrowbar]

Lick the black gunk.

[The Lazy Peon]

Attempt to masturbate.

OR

Pull that lever on the wall!

Edited September 10, 2010 by The Lazy Peon

[Clavus]

PULL the WELL-ESTABLISHED LEVER.

And this better turn just as epic as Problem Sleuth.

[Chikennugget1]

Use the lever and open the hatch.

And the black gunk, err, dunno what it can do.

Edited September 10, 2010 by Chikennugget1

[EmRA]

TIM LOCHWOOD should INVESTIGATE the PEEKING HOLE.

Also, there goes my 1000th post.

Edited September 10, 2010 by EmRA

[Botervloot]

Style reminds me of homestuck

Pull the lever with your liver, then use the wire of the light bulb to climb down the hatch.

Come back later to collect the goo (with a jar or something) Peeking hole will probably get you a dick in your eye

Edited September 10, 2010 by Botervloot

[bastardman]

Lick the black gunk.

The raw thought of even licking that oozing gunk gives a chill down your spine. You'll leave the gunk alone for now. Unless you get some sort of CLOTHES-PINS. After all, the GUNK looks rather tasty. From a DISTANCE.

Edited September 10, 2010 by Redgord

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

Peek through the hole

[Clavus]

PULL the BLOODY LEVER already.

(also quote whatever choice you're going with)

[The Lazy Peon]

There is a lever that needs pulling!

(this is just like Problem Sleuth, i love you Redgord)

[Navo]

PEEK through the HOLE.

[Sneed]

Do the helicopter while touching the lever in a gently way

[bastardman]

PULL the BLOODY LEVER already.

(also quote whatever choice you're going with)

You pull the delirious lever, to reveal it's craving secrets.

And... wow. That's pathetic. A path has opened up, and it seems it's just as poorly illuminated as the current room.

You need some kind of SOURCE OF LIGHT to proceed into the next area.

[Clavus]

BREAK OFF the LAMP above you and assume its SOURCE OF ELECTRICITY is WIRELESS.

[EmRA]

Maybe the BLACK GUNK emits LIGHT.

[bastardman]

TIM LOCHWOOD should INVESTIGATE the PEEKING HOLE.

Also, there goes my 1000th post.

You decide to PEEK through the PEEKING HOLE.

Could it be...

It's your childhood TOOTHBRUSH! Oh the joys and wonders of destroying GERMS and various sorts of GRAVEL with it, of which you ingested as a child. This HEIRLOOM has been passed down from your father, and it still have the odour of his mouth included with it.

[Clavus]

REJOICE for your visual REUNION with your TOOTHBRUSH.

[bastardman]

REJOICE for your visual REUNION with your TOOTHBRUSH.

Edited September 10, 2010 by Redgord

[Sneed]

Try breaking removing destroy everything around the lightbumbs cable coming from the roof and go in with it into the dark room

[Clavus]

Try breaking removing destroy everything around the lightbumbs cable coming from the roof and go in with it into the dark room

Be more EXPLICIT in your COMMANDS.

[Sneed]

Try breaking removing destroy everything around the lightbumbs cable coming from the roof and go in with it into the dark room

Be more EXPLICIT in your COMMANDS.

no u

[Lastion]

See if the black stuph reacts to urine.

[Nobana]

Brush your teeth so their so white that they shine like in the Pepsodent commercial, and create the light needed to go in the tunnel.

I miss EmRA's Green Earth DLC's...

[EmRA]

INVESTIGATE if you can REACH the CHILDHOOD TOOTHBRUSH in the NEXT ROOM.