ROOMGUY I: CALL OF THE CRAPARTMENT

[Nobana]

FAP to that PICTURE on the WALL.

[Clavus]

EXAMINE the THIRD ROOM.

[EmRA]

OPEN the CORN FLAKES with CROWBAR.

[deathbycrowbar]

BREAK the WINDOW with the CROWBAR

[Sneed]

This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again

[QTesla]

USE random CAPS in OUR sentences

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

you THINK 'fuck THIS' im going to EAT my CORNFLAKES with my CROWBAR.

[Navo]

  On 9/11/2010 at 6:48 PM, Hundred2 said:

  On 9/11/2010 at 6:41 PM, Squirrel-Dude said:

Look through the window.

He already did.

And then he saw the numbers

He looked AT the window.

[bastardman]

CRAZY ASS .gif UPDATE

  On 9/11/2010 at 8:19 PM, EmRA said:

OPEN the CORN FLAKES with CROWBAR.

You take "OPEN" as WHACK THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUTTA THAT SQUARE MOFO open.

  On 9/11/2010 at 10:14 PM, Dr. Pannenkoek said:

you THINK 'fuck THIS' im going to EAT my CORNFLAKES with my CROWBAR.

You literally use the crowbar as some sort of BENT SPOON HANDLE WITHOUT FLAT CONCAVE SURFACE to ingest the KELLOGS™ CORN FLAKES.

  On 9/11/2010 at 2:51 PM, Sneed said:

Eat the CORNFLAKES and get 2+ in STRENGHT

As Tim ingested the CONTENTS of the BOX of KELLOGS™ CORN FLAKES, his STRENGHT increased with 2, giving Tim capabilities of ROUGHER WORK.

Edited September 11, 2010 by Redgord

[Clavus]

With your newly acquired strength, try to punch a hole through the wall to reach your TOOTHBRUSH.

[EmRA]

RIP the LIVING SHIT out of the FRIDGE back in ROOM 2 using your BETTER STRENGHT and the CROWBAR.

Edited September 12, 2010 by EmRA

[Albino_Gunner]

USE the CROWBAR to BREAK the WALL and have a tearful reunion with your TOOTHBRUSH.

[Hundred2]

EXAMINE the THIRD ROOM back in the ROOM where YOU FOUND the KELLOGS CORNFLAKES BOX

[QTesla]

Take POO in KELLOGS box

[QTesla]

DOUBLE POST

Bring this back please

[EmRA]

Yeah you better not pussy out like I did, or else we will be even!

[bastardman]

I am not pussying it, just being lazy/busy

I promise, update by weekend

edit: goddamnit

Edited October 1, 2010 by Redgord

[bastardman]

  On 9/12/2010 at 12:05 AM, Clavus said:

With your newly acquired strength, try to punch a hole through the wall to reach your TOOTHBRUSH.

edit: long LONG LOOOONG awaited update (fcking finally)

you decide to attempt to punch a hole through the wall

this looks so horrible

You thought it would be a pretty goddamn cool thing to do, but there is apparently an ENTRANCE in the SECOND ROOM, which might be more handy if used, to avoid SPLINTERS to the fullest.

Edited October 3, 2010 by Redgord

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

Go through the entrance in the second room with the walk of a 1930's mentlegen.

[Clavus]

Air punch the entrance.

[Albzi]

TAKE OFF your SHIRT in an attempt to PARTAY

[Lastion]

YOU REMEMBER that YOU have HIDDEN some GUM under your HAT

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

Use your awesome new strength and your crowbar to destroy that bloody hatch.

[bastardman]

  On 10/2/2010 at 11:02 AM, TheGreenGrasshopper said:

Use your awesome new strength and your crowbar to destroy that bloody hatch.

You successfully breach into the medium sized crevice covered with the wooden hatch, although your crowbar splits into two pieces upon this action, and is rendered useless!

[Hundred2]

LOOK into the dark HOLE, and DECIDE if you will ENTER or not.