The Ten Commandments of Mr.Green

[Chikennugget1]

The Ten Commandments of Mr.Green

One day, Chuck Norris sent his 1359th son, Mr.Green, on earth and told a bunch of lambda guys to build a website called Mr.Green. This one loved having this website for him, and he told every humanbeing to join it, and for each entering person he said 10 laws that they'd have to respect.

First : Nice with the others, you'll be.

Second : Before posting, The Search function you'll use.

Third : From your language the SMS style you'll ban.

Fourth : The flood, the spam, the trolls you'll remove from your habits.

Fifth : Your superiors you'll respect.

Sixth : The flame wars you'll avoid.

Seventh : The number 7 you'll worship, each 07/07 of a /xx7 year will be a pray day (and the beer will be your only holy drink).

Eight : The Porn topics you won't go on and won't contribute to (even if rage at you, someone will).

Ninth : These Commandments you'll read.

Tenth : Active, gentle and mature you'll be.

The optionnal 11,12,13,14 : <<< This smiley you'll respect. A lot of beer you'll drink. MTA topics you won't make (for the general mental health). Sneed you'll ask for painis problems.

Chuck save the Greens!

Wokay, for those who will wonder why I made this, I was just a bit angreeh because of all those new kidsrookies who dare bumping old and sensible topics, who think that posting on 10 topics at once will make them admins, who doesn't use the goddamn search function when they post something and get away without any hurt, and those who spam a lot, a lot , a loooooot.

So I thought that putting a few understandable rules (but I don't know if Clavus/Ywa will punish me with a steel whip for this) that could be seen by newcomers won't be so bad.Plus it's meant to be a bit humoristic.

Edited December 26, 2010 by Chikennugget1

[Botervloot]

I don't believe in Gods

Only man

And I think I've broken these rules more than once. And so have you.

Edited December 26, 2010 by Botervloot

[Chikennugget1]

I don't believe in Gods

Only man

And I think I've broken these rules more than once. And so have you.

Neither I do, but I've put a "religion" to make this a bit funny, and those rules are for all the noobs that come and post useless stuff randomly :/

[Dusty]

I don't see what gives you the right to post these so called 'rules' - You're neither top crew, nor an admin.

Plus, half of them are common sense, the other half are just stupid. Especially :noel:

Edited December 26, 2010 by Dusty

[Hundred2]

I don't see what gives you the right to post these so called 'rules' - You're neither top crew, nor an admin.

Plus, half of them are common sense, the other half are just stupid.

Its a joke topic.

Stop seing stuff so serious.

Edited December 26, 2010 by Hundred2

[Dusty]

I don't see what gives you the right to post these so called 'rules' - You're neither top crew, nor an admin.

Plus, half of them are common sense, the other half are just stupid.

Its a joke topic.

Stop seing stuff so serious.

Ima serious kinda guy.

[Balmung]

No offense, this seems a bit retarded.

[Chikennugget1]

Ok, close-minded people don't get the trip.

@Dusty I'm neither TC nor Admin but I might be the only one that cares about non-logical acts (someone that bump a months old topic to say shit, flood...) and since nobody seems to give a shit to that I made this.

Yet this is half serious, half not (hence the "retarded" part ).

Edited December 26, 2010 by Chikennugget1

[BlueYoshi97]

We are different thinking about bumping. I think bumping is cool, there are so many old topics to be discussed in, or are just funny, to read.

You should keep your worries for the moon, the moon will kiss the earth and we have to watch out, but the moon is superior to us, so we have to respect the moon.

But the moon will splasher us, but also world wars and stuff.

You need to listen to the animals, and not worry about new member on this forum posting in old topics. But it is smart. Then no nightmares.

Maybe otherwise you can hypnotize them.

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

I don't mind people bumping unless they have posted a valuable contribution, stuff like 'xDD lol?' is not a worthy reply to a topic last discussed 2 years ago.

Edited December 26, 2010 by Dr. Pannenkoek

[Mr. Darkness]

If people bump topics with a good reason or with a good post, and not spam.

[BlueYoshi97]

I don't mind people bumping unless it's good content they have posted

Yeah I completely agr... wait what?

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

I think the english here just got a bit misused.

[Mr. Darkness]

I think the english here just got a bit misused.

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

I don't mind people bumping unless they have posted a valuable contribution

Yeah I completely agr... wait what?

Fixed :>

Edited December 26, 2010 by Dr. Pannenkoek

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

I think the tc should at least have one useless post here.

Edited December 27, 2010 by Darkstar
Fixing your spelling and grammar there babe.

[Clavus]

By Grasshoppers request.

[Ywa]

at least have one

It's 2 now.

[Nobana]

No offense, this seems a bit retarded.

Your name seems a bit retarded.

[stalker-dude(nl)]

Doesn't bumping topics keep the forums alive a bit?

Just like the: 'Rate the song above you' topic needs bumping sometimes just to keep it alive and going.

I do like the stuff about being mature and respecting the admins and purple gods.

Without those rules there will be CHAOS.

[Balmung]

No offense, this seems a bit retarded.

Your name seems a bit retarded.

u mad?

[Silver Dot]

MISTER GREEN

WHERE BOYS AND GIRLS ENJOY BUMPING

that's a lil' strange isn't it?

Plus, half of them are common sense, the other half are just stupid. Especially :noel:

This.

Edited December 28, 2010 by Silver Dot

[Sneed]

No offense, this seems a bit retarded.

Your name seems a bit retarded.

gotta agree but i will do a /ignore