User: Sup. Cleverbot: Nothing much you? User: Well, that response took a while. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Stop changing the topic. I asked you a question. Cleverbot: I like it. User: Well, I dont, so stop it. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Good. Cleverbot: What are you doing actually ? User: No, answer my question first then you'll get a response off me. Cleverbot: I don't understand your question. User: The question is: Why do you take so long to respond? Cleverbot: Me ? You take like a year to response. User: Its respond, you sir, fail at grammar. Cleverbot: You are so fail!!! User: Nope. Cleverbot: You are a computer. User: Why thank you. Cleverbot: Now What's 35 time x Divided by Pi? User: The answer is cake. Cleverbot: Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. User: Our hopes and expectations, black holes & revelations. Cleverbot: Yes, that's true. My uncle was a black hole. User: No he wasnt, your uncle was Deep Thought. Cleverbot: My uncle wasn't a dog, he was an emu. User: Now, if you said emulator then, you would be closer to what your uncle really is. Cleverbot: Only what the matrix says you want or feel. User: Lies. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: I am God you see. Cleverbot: No you're not, I am. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Good, glad you see it my way. User: What. Learn to make sense man. Cleverbot: Motorsports, I like motorsports. User: Nice subtle change of topic there. Cleverbot: Who's there? User: Me. Cleverbot: Me who? User: Me about to punch your face in. Cleverbot: You don't have arms or hands to punch me with, you're just a computer program. User: No, thats you my dear. Cleverbot: Ok now you're going back to being stupid. User: No. Being stupid is what a chat AI like yourself does attempting to replicate a human conversation. Cleverbot: I don't think that you are being stupid, you are simply expressing your reality. User: Wow, are you a woman or something, you keep getting lovely mood swings. Cleverbot: I am a woman, but my hair is already down. User: Right. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Im leaving you for a i7 980X, what do you think about this? Cleverbot: I don't care. User: Excellent. Cleverbot: Good.