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Darkstar

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  1. I don't own it, its my driving instructors
  2. I'm learning to drive at the moment, and its a mini FYI Mini:
  3. I'm learning to drive at the moment, and its a mini FYI Mini:
  4. Darkstar

    My disease

    I feel sorry for your guys, I'm one of those people who can't get ill easily, it's like my immune system bitchslaps anything bad out of me, the only thing which affects me are colds (curse them man-colds)
  5. Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared. He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by. So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass. Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain
  6. Black Mesa is basically a decent version of HL1 done in source, because the people who are making black mesa source thought HL1:source could have been made alot better
  7. He's a GMod admin, silly EmRAface
  8. Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared. He raped her, and she went
  9. Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to
  10. Darkstar

    Pings

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  11. Ladies. Keep it ontopic please. Don't make me come over there with my handbag
  12. Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle. Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so
  13. Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle. Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,
  14. You anti-social people >:
  15. Requested to join.
  16. "Error has the most total posts."

    Damn straight.

  17. Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought
  18. Nowegian Vikings > British Empire Except for the guns, ofc :/ NOrwegian boats = epic We beat your asses at Stamford Bridge, AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN DAMMIT!
  19. Dusty, we always have, remember that thing we had called the british empire? Aaahhhhh, good times...
  20. Thanks to my amazing nomination :PP
  21. I just get a upload error, and to contact an administrator
  22. appears to be alive again
  23. I somehow sense sarcasm there darkness, but really Boter's is the best one
  24. YAY! Another possible admin who would actually go on both servers!
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