EmRA

Creditz to nugget for the blowjob and idea That fun website you talk to random people. Post your random conversations that happened in omegle here. Some guy is going to get two free planets from aliens, lucky guy: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello earth specimen You: we come in peace Stranger: thats alright then You: we come galaxy from away far far Stranger: was that using worm hole tech or just bending the speed of light to suit your purposes? You: we come You: galaxy from away far far Stranger: andromeda? You: yes Stranger: nice You: we seek to reproduce our specimen with your female specimen You: our dead is You: horrible cancer Stranger: so basically you have come from a long way to shag our women rather than sing your massively advanced technology to sort a cure or a prevention for the disease. not sure the women are really going to be up for that You: cancer unbeatable is You: everything tried we You: my wife http://blogs.fayobserver.com/faytoz/files/2008/08/yoda.jpg You: see? You: dead now Stranger: is your translator broken as you appear to be speaking very bad english You: we think broken yours is You: you speak our language none You: we try best ours Stranger: well you are the ones with the more advanced civilisation and advanced technology and we are mearly clever monkies with dillusions of grandure You: we come in peace You: monkey You: very good sex You: no bad unless want you You: give permission us to half you woman You: and Stranger: well im sorry to be a disappointment but im a male monkey and to be honest im not sure wether our species would be genetically viable You: we give you You: one planet You: and You: rest You: your woman Stranger: nah no deal You: you get You: two planet Stranger: are they nice planets? we dont want any old planet and we will have to make sure that we have a suitable selection of every species from the planet so that we can recreate what we have already as its not a bad place we have here You: no You: you get two planet You: all yourself You: very nice You: fleshlight trees You: alies specimen ladies You: that You: can not children have You: so You: not good for us You: but You: good for you Stranger: a planet to myself? well i would have to take my wife and a lot of my friends to make it reasonably enjoyable plus the working for buildings and electric and staff to run everything You: we come You: supply you You: every day You: anything want you Stranger: hmmm, well you can have my other 2 housemates they are bith women so that would be half. does that sound reasonable? You: no You: half You: your planet You: felmale specimen You: rest your planet female specimen You: for you Stranger: well i fear that asking on here may be a little redundant as there are 2118 people on here and as a cross section of the several billion people in the world its not a good one and i feel that many more important people than me would have some things to say about me making deals like that on their behalf Stranger: te;; you what you can have the old and the ugly ones and we will keep the rest You: we need You: female specimen You: that You: reproduce can You: if other your specimen dont like You: that You: no problem You: we protection give you Stranger: ok take the ugly ones and im sure there wouldnt be too many objections plus you can have as many chavs as you like You: they reproduce can? Stranger: far too often and are putting a strain on the housing of the country so like i say as many as you want and i think everyone will be happy Stranger: they can reproduce a lot You: thenk You: thank You: very much you You: we coming start now You: we arrive your planet will Stranger: no problem, as quick as you can You: three hundred years You: joke you just You: us expect you friday on Stranger: cool, will look forward to it You: nice You: meet you to You: earth specimen Stranger: a pleasure You: bye good Stranger: bye

Yes I did have quite a few when I was a kid. As for a full scale one, no.

If first post is admin app = straight no. First get active so every regular knows you, then make app.

I don't have the file on my comp anymore, but the spray still seems to work fine. Mine is hercule poirot with assault rifle, and on the right of it reads "EmRA"

I was thinking of buying it too. But I think I'll leave that to my brother, as he owns the sexbox and my computer sucks.

Uh.. This IS tutorial in tutorial section. This is tutorial how not to be bored, why don't you make one how to draw kickass drawings like yours? XD Okay, sure. Have one now: 1. Take a picture drawn by your favourite drawer. 2. Draw it. 3. Draw more. 4. Draw more until you are as good as you want to be. 5. ??? 6. 7. 8.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared. He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by. So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared. He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close

Who r u? Anyhow, have fun.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared. He raped her, and she went to rape him

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle. Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes

Uh.. This IS tutorial in tutorial section.

Uselsess? What do you mean useless? Your crap is the only useless stuff around this thread!

So, I see many people often going "OGM I R BORED AND I JUST CANT GO POSE IN GARRYS MOD FOR SOME WEIRD FUCKING REASON", so I decided to show you all what to do when you can't go to gmod and are bored. (or just cant access computer at that moment) REQUIREMENTS: pen, eraser and creativity. First, start drawing random lines and circles in the paper without thinking of what you are drawing there. After that you should end up something like this: Looks fucked up I say. This is where your creativity kicks in (if you have some) Start doing some stuff on it, finally creating the whole thing: Don't as me what is that, I made that on paint, wasn't on the mood for drawing and so on. However, with that style, I have done stuff from Walt Disney in 2400 to mutant ducks with plasma guns.

I was joking back there, even when I would like that kind of thing in l4d. what would they have to complain about, they hate the game anyway :-)

I take that you have already pre-ordered, right? Valve should give ingame halo in l4d2 to anyone who never belonged to that boycott faggotgroup. also notice the new stationary gun, yay.

Neither for me.. And it's done right, I'll try if I put new song in there? wtf is going on here. I saw this happening on favorite song thread too tho. tried putting new song in there, as in it's not my fault anymore. some fun bug on green. [mp3]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsQDpCqxIg[/mp3] maybe now? SURE. DON'T WORK. I'M FINE WITH THAT. IT'S OKAY.

Thank you sir. Will do sir. [mp3] [/mp3]

Troll can't troll without anything to troll.

What makes me a good Megaman? IF I WOULD BE A BAD MEGAMAN, I WOULDN'T BE WRONG ABOUT IT NOW WOULD I?

No, you won, as in you put the next one. Also, I know you did. Stop lying.

I think you cheated, you nasty not advance wars person. IT'S IN THE GENES. anyhow you won, have fun with your.. victory.

ME ME ME! [mp3]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOqesYDrMdw&feature=related[/mp3]

We already had one of these, but oh well. Ha! Your fish is mine now!