Danni Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 hahaha, this is so funny to read, lol . Find your country, just insert your country where it says "Denmark" http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/DenmarkI love the Capital: VikingTownMajor exports: Porn, Viking invaders, Lego, Great Danes, Muhammed drawings Quote Link to comment
VMR Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 wtf, vikings are Norwegian? Quote Link to comment
Navo Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Please, no Scandinavian "WE ARE THE REAL VIKINGS!!!11!!!elevenone!!!1" discussions. Quote Link to comment
VMR Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) Please, no Scandinavian "WE ARE THE REAL VIKINGS!!!11!!!elevenone!!!1" discussions.Dude Norway is the real vikings -.-Its true, we have the coast, and the boats?Viking stuff is the nr1 tourist attraction in NOrway...? O.oI've read english books about great britain a few hundred years ago, and they prayed every night that the NORWEGIANS would'nt come and get them.BTW LOL at that page, i can tell where the people who wrote it live :LThey write 90% shit about Norway though, which i hate... >Norway is famous for its music. Black metal owns almost no (some conservatist wnnabe keeps editing hear HERE, faggot)... ALL minds in Norway. The bestestestest band of all bands is called DDE, which means Devil's Death Ensemble. They have songs called "Her blir det liv" (Resurrect the dead), "Vinsjan p Edited September 3, 2009 by Sacrifical Quote Link to comment
Navo Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I'm not interested in who the real vikings are, I just have enough of all the Danish and Norwegians discussing who are the real vikings.I've had enough of that on an other forum. Quote Link to comment
Danni Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Please, no Scandinavian "WE ARE THE REAL VIKINGS!!!11!!!elevenone!!!1" discussions.Dude Norway is the real vikings -.-Its true, we have the coast, and the boats?Viking stuff is the nr1 tourist attraction in NOrway...? O.oI've read english books about great britain a few hundred years ago, and they prayed every night that the NORWEGIANS would'nt come and get them.BTW LOL at that page, i can tell where the people who wrote it live :LThey write 90% shit about Norway though, which i hate... >No, it was us, the Danes who took over west England, and also Norway was under den for 400 years, and sweden for 100 years, I think.. Quote Link to comment
Navo Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 You see what I mean? Quote Link to comment
bastardman Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 One word: Sweden Quote Link to comment
Danni Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark%E2%80%93NorwayLook here, it wad called Denmark-Norway, and Norway was under Danish rule.---------Now guys, find your country Edited September 3, 2009 by Danni Quote Link to comment
VMR Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Please, no Scandinavian "WE ARE THE REAL VIKINGS!!!11!!!elevenone!!!1" discussions.Dude Norway is the real vikings -.-Its true, we have the coast, and the boats?Viking stuff is the nr1 tourist attraction in NOrway...? O.oI've read english books about great britain a few hundred years ago, and they prayed every night that the NORWEGIANS would'nt come and get them.BTW LOL at that page, i can tell where the people who wrote it live :LThey write 90% shit about Norway though, which i hate... >No, it was us, the Danes who took over west England, and also Norway was under den for 400 years, and sweden for 100 years, I think..Yeah dude i know Norway was under Denmark for a long time, but Norway was the real Vikings The danes had no problem keeping Norway, as the norwegians was mostly out on the sea anyways... Quote Link to comment
Darkstar Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) United Kingdom of Britannia (and Northern Pangaea)Capital: Nova WolverhamptonLargest City: Tesco Official Languages: Bollocks, Scotchish, Walesh, Cornwallish, Norn Iron Speak, Mannish, Arabic, Hindustani, Pakistani, Chinese and Vietnamese Currency: SpliffFacts:Only in Britain … Can a pizza get to your house faster than an Ambulance. XD Edited September 3, 2009 by ERROR 401 Quote Link to comment
Axon Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) Belgium is a small state of confusion (see also Switzerland) between France to the west, Holland in the east, and Poland in the south. It's national animal is the lllama. It is populated primarily by Belges, a sub-species of wombat that is startlingly similar in appearance to humans. Belgium is roughly the size of Belgium.Nobody really knows anything about the country. Lets be honest, name one thing you know about Belgium. If you thought chocolate then your opinion doesn't count. Name another thing, go on. Yeah, thought so. Edited September 3, 2009 by Axon Quote Link to comment
Darkstar Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) Nobody really knows anything about the country. Lets be honest, name one thing you know about Belgium. If you thought chocolate then your opinion doesn't count. Name another thing, go on. Yeah, thought sWaffles? Edited September 3, 2009 by ERROR 401 Quote Link to comment
Njittie Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Slightly more mature version of uncyclopedia:http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page Quote Link to comment
Hundred2 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Lol netherlands XDDer Nederlanden TiestodanceforlifekoninkrijkThe Belgian Republic of Canadian Holland Weedandhookersland Largest City : Madurodam National Heroes: marijuana, wooden shoes, HOLLANDO!,windmills, Rob Van der Ven, Joran van der Sloot Mythbuster and Your MomExport : Whores, Ecstasy, Windmills and Wooden shoes. Capitol: Madurodam (in the future after the dutch world domination plans: Maastricht by sea) Lol Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Lol netherlands XDDer Nederlanden TiestodanceforlifekoninkrijkThe Belgian Republic of Canadian Holland Weedandhookersland Largest City : Madurodam National Heroes: marijuana, wooden shoes, HOLLANDO!,windmills, Rob Van der Ven, Joran van der Sloot Mythbuster and Your MomExport : Whores, Ecstasy, Windmills and Wooden shoes. Capitol: Madurodam (in the future after the dutch world domination plans: Maastricht by sea) LolThere used to be a page about the Dutch language there too, which was hilarious. Things like "wentelteefje" means "turn around little bitch" and more. Quote Link to comment
ikt Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Dutch is unpronounceable for normal people who prefer to keep their throat. Quote Link to comment
Chikennugget1 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Lol,also if you search for France you have something like "France is a scumhole" etc XD Quote Link to comment
Clavus Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Slightly more mature version of uncyclopedia:http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_PageNot the 'mature' version. It's the 'retard' version, a.k.a 4chan history archive.Lol @ quotes from the Netherlands page."My favourite bike shop!"- Adolf Hitler on the Netherlands Quote Link to comment
Prismaa Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/FinlandI lolled Quote Link to comment
ikt Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Slightly more mature version of uncyclopedia:http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_PageNot the 'mature' version. It's the 'retard' version, a.k.a 4chan history archive.Lol @ quotes from the Netherlands page."My favourite bike shop!"- Adolf Hitler on the Netherlands4chan is awesome. Quote Link to comment
Nobana Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/FinlandI lolledMe too, part of that is really good & true. Quote Link to comment
Danni Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Belgium is a small state of confusion (see also Switzerland) between France to the west, Holland in the east, and Poland in the south. It's national animal is the lllama. It is populated primarily by Belges, a sub-species of wombat that is startlingly similar in appearance to humans. Belgium is roughly the size of Belgium.Nobody really knows anything about the country. Lets be honest, name one thing you know about Belgium. If you thought chocolate then your opinion doesn't count. Name another thing, go on. Yeah, thought so.I couldn't name one thing.. It's true. Quote Link to comment
Njittie Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Dutch Quote Link to comment
Lukkie Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) Belgium is a small state of confusion (see also Switzerland) between France to the west, Holland in the east, and Poland in the south. It's national animal is the lllama. It is populated primarily by Belges, a sub-species of wombat that is startlingly similar in appearance to humans. Belgium is roughly the size of Belgium.I was going to post that EDIT:Supposed flag of Belgium. It would supposedly be called "ceci n'est pas la Belgique" Edited September 4, 2009 by Lukkie Quote Link to comment
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