Hundred2 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Go to the DESTROYED buildings to try and find some FELLOW HUMANS, be SNEAKY though. They could be BANDITS. Quote Link to comment
Navo Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Lick the WRITINGS on the wall and TASTE them. Quote Link to comment
EmRA Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 Lick the WRITINGS on the wall and TASTE them.Yep, it's old alright.Go to the DESTROYED buildings to try and find some FELLOW HUMANS, be SNEAKY though. They could be BANDITS.STEALTH MODE is activated. You will now move with cauntion, looking for ANYTHING THAT MOVES as you walk. Your chances of noticing THE ENEMY first are now INCREASED.You head off to the DESTROYED BUILDINGS to look for FELLOW HUMANS while using STEALTH MODE, leaving the GREENCOIN MEGASTORE behind you, and some TREES further away.You walk for SOME TIME, and TIME has advanced now to MIDDAY. TIME will go on every time you execute TIME CONSUMING action.You see TWO BUILDINGS, one of them broken down (you doupt you will find anything there), and the other one in DECENT shape. You also see a GATE that has big S and I on it, with one S fallen down. Something is familar with these letters.. FENCE is also starting from the GATE, but it's CONDITION is not what you'd like your fence to be. Next to the GATE is a SIGN with something WRITTEN on it, but you can't READ it from this far.Hmm. Quote Link to comment
Nobana Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Fuck yes, Green Earth DLC is back!Go to the SIGN next to the GATE and see if there's anything usefull written on it. Quote Link to comment
Njittie Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 WAIT untill NIGHT. Quote Link to comment
Navo Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Walk to the SIGN in STEALTH MODE and see what the WRITINGS say. Quote Link to comment
Hundred2 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 WAIT until TIME is NIGHT and WALK to the SIGN in STEALTH MODE and see what the WRITINGS SAY.Then go THROUGH the HOLE in the FENCE. Quote Link to comment
EmRA Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 Walk to the SIGN in STEALTH MODE and see what the WRITINGS say.Using STEALTH MODE, you walk to the SIGN, which says "FR€€ FUD 4 P00R & SICK " with arrow pointing at the gate. You're not sure, but you think this might be much like those emails you used to get about increasing the size of your PENIS. Maybe you should return here when you are equipped better?Suddenly, a what looks like a DART flies past you, and you BARELY DODGE it. This was thanks to your careful STEALTH APPROACH.You see SOMETHING that both FRIGHTENS you and AMAZES you, a FELLOW HUMAN. He doesn't look too happy though. He seems to be armed with a piece of a PIPE, which can also be used to blow items such as DARTS and other LIGHT AND SMALL OBJECTS.Trying to NEGOCIATE might let you go without a BATTLE, but if you FAIL he will get the first turn. If you decide to ATTACK, first turn will be YOURS.Of course, you are not limited to these options and are, as always free to try to improvise.In situations you might/would get the first turn, remember to also say the preferred way to use the first turn. Quote Link to comment
Njittie Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 PUNCH the FELLOW HUMAN straight in the FACE. Quote Link to comment
Lastion Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 YOU pick up the DART and PUNCTURE the man's chest. Quote Link to comment
Hundred2 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 PICK UP the DART, And attempt to TRADE the dart ( His only AMMO ) for his BLOW PIPE. Quote Link to comment
The Lazy Peon Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 EAT the DART and attempt to BELCH it at him! Quote Link to comment
Dr. Pannenkoek Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 (edited) ASK the MAN what made him choose this, KIIIIINDAAA LIIIIFE!oh there ain't no rest for the wickedddd Edited January 26, 2011 by Dr. Pannenkoek Quote Link to comment
Nobana Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Walk to the FELLOW HUMAN and ASK him what has happened during the 2 years you spent in the GREENCOIN MEGASTORE.AKANEGOCIATE Quote Link to comment
Botervloot Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Hide behind sign to block incoming attacks and think of a plan. Quote Link to comment
EmRA Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktqUp-6MPPsIt is time to battle! As the attacker, you also get the first attack!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjT0PCv-cnAPUNCH the FELLOW HUMAN straight in the FACE.JOSEPH used PUNCH aimed STRAIGHT IN THE FACE.It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY's NOSE is BROKEN!MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY finds it HARD to BREATHE!MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY is now under effects of BLEEDING!MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY has LOST his PIPE.MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY calls for HELP.If HELP is to arrive it takes 1 TURN.It is now YOUR turn. Quote Link to comment
Navo Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 LAUGH at MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY to lower his MORALE. Quote Link to comment
Hundred2 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 PUNCH him in the NECK to PREVENT him to CALL FOR MORE HELP. Quote Link to comment
Dr. Pannenkoek Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 enter DEFENSIVE stance! Quote Link to comment
EmRA Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 enter DEFENSIVE stance!You enter DEFENSIVE stance. While DEFENDING, all attacks towards you have REDUCED DAMAGE. You also have chance to COUNTER some MELEE based attacks.No help came for MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY...MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY attacks!But SOMETHING happens!You COUNTER the attack KICKING MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY in the TESTICLES!MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY takes EXTREME damage!MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY is now STUNNED!MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY is now DOWN!MYSTERIOUS PIPE GUY is now at your MERCY! Quote Link to comment
Ni pah Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 do a bloody FATALITY Quote Link to comment
BouweV Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 FLYING DROPKICK.And STEAL all ITEMS from MISTERY PIPE GUY!!Checkpoint reached... Autosaving...Loading next chapter...You wake up, with no idea what time it is or how lond have you been out.punch tree Quote Link to comment
Sneed Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Drop your pants jizz all over him and do a Backbreaker! Quote Link to comment
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