The Lazy Peon Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 Please post here your ideas for the most epic battle in history.One so epic infact, that it would shake the fabric of reality.(characters can be fictional or real!)Doesnt have to be a one on one, maybe a tag team?A prize of self-fullfilment will be awarded to the victor when the cyber smoke clears.May i suggest Mr.T and Chuck Norris?XDPeon Quote
Botervloot Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 On a more serious note...wait, this is about that isn't it? Quote
TheGreenGrasshopper Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 What boter said, I immediatly thought of that.Gordon freeman, Master Chief, Duke Nukem, some guys I can't remember Quote
The Lazy Peon Posted January 21, 2010 Author Posted January 21, 2010 Well i suppose you could say it was 'influenced' by such video. but i'm looking to expand here. XD Quote
Hundred2 Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 (edited) Old Errorzilla was hoppin around, Green york city like a big playground.When Dustman burst from the shade and hit Errorzilla with a Dustgrenade.ErrorZilla got pissed and began to attack but didnt expect to be blocked by Peoq who delived a can of peoq 'fuWhen Ni Parter came out of the blue.He started beatin up Peon o neill and they both got flatten'd by the Dustmobile, but before Dustman could get back to his cave Deluvian Lincoln popped out of his grave.He got a AK-47 From out of his hat and blew Dust man away with a ratatatat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Npectimus Prime came to save the day.Ill continue later, need the lyrics Edited January 21, 2010 by Hundred2 Quote
The Lazy Peon Posted January 21, 2010 Author Posted January 21, 2010 Please, carry on mr.hundred Quote
Darkstar Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 (edited) Please, carry on mr.hundred Ill continue later, need the lyrics But love it so far Edited January 21, 2010 by ERROR 401 Quote
Deluvas Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 Indeed, Sir. Please, carry on. Your text is most attractive, funny and interesting to read ! Quote
Chikennugget1 Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 That reminds me I should do my Fan-Fic forummer.Can I be in the story? Quote
VMR Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 Old Errorzilla was hoppin around, Green york city like a big playground.When Dustman burst from the shade and hit Errorzilla with a Dustgrenade.ErrorZilla got pissed and began to attack but didnt expect to be blocked by Peoq who delived a can of peoq 'fuWhen Ni Parter came out of the blue.He started beatin up Peon o neill and they both got flatten'd by the Dustmobile, but before Dustman could get back to his cave Deluvian Lincoln popped out of his grave.He got a AK-47 From out of his hat and blew Dust man away with a ratatatat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Npectimus Prime came to save the day.Ill continue later, need the lyrics AWESOME XD Quote
BlueYoshi97 Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 What in the hell? I don't understand this topic at all. Quote
Clavus Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 Ill continue later, need the lyrics Google answers.What in the hell? I don't understand this topic at all. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267 Quote
Hundred2 Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) Old Errorzilla was hoppin around, Green york city like a big playground.When Dustman burst from the shade and hit Errorzilla with a Dustgrenade.ErrorZilla got pissed and began to attack.But didnt expect to be blocked by Peoq who delived a can of peoq 'fuWhen Ni Parter came out of the blue.He started beatin up Peon o neill and they both got flatten'd by the Dustmobile.But before Dustman could get back to his cave Deluvian Lincoln popped out of his grave.He got a AK-47 From out of his hat and blew Dust man away with a ratatatat.But he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Npectimus Prime came to save the day.Errorzilla took a bite out of Npectimus Prime,like Squirrel McDude took a bite out of crime.And then Peoq came back covered in a tire track,but Chicken Chan jumped out and landed on his back.And Dustman was injured, and trying to get steady,when Delubraham Lincoln came back with a machete.But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,Sacrifical Jones took him out with his whip.Then he saw Errorzilla sneaking up from behind, and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.Because Dustman stole it and he shot and he missed,and Chicken Chan deflected it with his fist.Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,while Deluvian Lincoln tried to pole vault.onto Nphectimus Prime, but they collided in the air.then they both got hit by a Ban Hammer Stare.Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,down from the heavens descended Hundy Norris.Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,into the crotch of Sacrifical Jones.Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,as Dustman changed back into Skatezoc Wayne.but Hundy saw through his clever disguise,and he crushed Dustman's head in between his thighs.And Blue Yosholini and The Nobana Meanie, and Lemon Curtis and Mayco the GenieRoboRop, the Ywainator, Captain Car, and Darth ClavusNotte Pan, BoterMan, And every single Pyro Ranger.Bill S. Prismaa and Grasshopper Logan,Rogue, Axon Rock, Doc Confusion, and Lastion Hogan - All came out of no where lightning fast,And they kicked Hundy Norris in his Awesome ass. ( D: !!!)It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,with civilians looking on total awe.The fight raged on for a century,many lives were claimed, but eventually.The champion stood, the rest saw their better:Mr. Darkness in a bloodstained sweater. Longest post ever Edited January 22, 2010 by Hundred2 Quote
Botervloot Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) I be Ironman Or atleast a man. Edited January 22, 2010 by Botervloot Quote
Chainsawman17 Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Ok, that was just brillaint Hundred2. XDYou just won a creativity-award. Quote
Balmung Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Ok, that was just brillaint Hundred2. XDYou just won a creativity-award.Forget the creativity-award. He just won the Internet. Quote
TheGreenGrasshopper Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Hundred---> Item gained: Internets, now to make the parody come true Quote
Navo Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) Ok, Hundred, from what did you steal that? *edit*Never mind. *facepalm* Edited January 22, 2010 by Squirrel-Dude Quote
VMR Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Haha Hundred that was just awesome!! XDSacrifical Jones Quote
Nobana Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Thanks for reminding me the name of that video. I just cant get my eyes away from it. And the music is awesome. Quote
The Lazy Peon Posted January 22, 2010 Author Posted January 22, 2010 You are a god amongst men, Hundred.Now, right us something else? Quote
Dusty Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) Being crushed between Hundred's thighs? I feel my dreams are coming true. Edited January 22, 2010 by Dusty Quote
Jonazzaz Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 I just have to destroy your innocent views of The Ultimate Showdown >http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027 Quote
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