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The Ultimate showdown?


The Lazy Peon

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Please post here your ideas for the most epic battle in history.

One so epic infact, that it would shake the fabric of reality.

(characters can be fictional or real!)

Doesnt have to be a one on one, maybe a tag team?

A prize of self-fullfilment will be awarded to the victor when the cyber smoke clears.

May i suggest Mr.T and Chuck Norris?

XD

Peon

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Old Errorzilla was hoppin around, Green york city like a big playground.

When Dustman burst from the shade and hit Errorzilla with a Dustgrenade.

ErrorZilla got pissed and began to attack but didnt expect to be blocked by Peoq who delived a can of peoq 'fu

When Ni Parter came out of the blue.

He started beatin up Peon o neill and they both got flatten'd by the Dustmobile, but before Dustman could get back to his cave Deluvian Lincoln popped out of his grave.

He got a AK-47 From out of his hat and blew Dust man away with a ratatatat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Npectimus Prime came to save the day.

Ill continue later, need the lyrics :P

Edited by Hundred2
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Old Errorzilla was hoppin around, Green york city like a big playground.

When Dustman burst from the shade and hit Errorzilla with a Dustgrenade.

ErrorZilla got pissed and began to attack but didnt expect to be blocked by Peoq who delived a can of peoq 'fu

When Ni Parter came out of the blue.

He started beatin up Peon o neill and they both got flatten'd by the Dustmobile, but before Dustman could get back to his cave Deluvian Lincoln popped out of his grave.

He got a AK-47 From out of his hat and blew Dust man away with a ratatatat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Npectimus Prime came to save the day.

Ill continue later, need the lyrics :P

AWESOME XD

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Old Errorzilla was hoppin around, Green york city like a big playground.

When Dustman burst from the shade and hit Errorzilla with a Dustgrenade.

ErrorZilla got pissed and began to attack.

But didnt expect to be blocked by Peoq who delived a can of peoq 'fu

When Ni Parter came out of the blue.

He started beatin up Peon o neill and they both got flatten'd by the Dustmobile.

But before Dustman could get back to his cave Deluvian Lincoln popped out of his grave.

He got a AK-47 From out of his hat and blew Dust man away with a ratatatat.

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Npectimus Prime came to save the day.

Errorzilla took a bite out of Npectimus Prime,

like Squirrel McDude took a bite out of crime.

And then Peoq came back covered in a tire track,

but Chicken Chan jumped out and landed on his back.

And Dustman was injured, and trying to get steady,

when Delubraham Lincoln came back with a machete.

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,

Sacrifical Jones took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Errorzilla sneaking up from behind,

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.

Because Dustman stole it and he shot and he missed,

and Chicken Chan deflected it with his fist.

Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,

while Deluvian Lincoln tried to pole vault.

onto Nphectimus Prime, but they collided in the air.

then they both got hit by a Ban Hammer Stare.

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,

down from the heavens descended Hundy Norris.

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,

into the crotch of Sacrifical Jones.

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,

as Dustman changed back into Skatezoc Wayne.

but Hundy saw through his clever disguise,

and he crushed Dustman's head in between his thighs.

And Blue Yosholini and The Nobana Meanie,

and Lemon Curtis and Mayco the Genie

RoboRop, the Ywainator,

Captain Car, and Darth Clavus

Notte Pan, BoterMan,

And every single Pyro Ranger.

Bill S. Prismaa and Grasshopper Logan,

Rogue, Axon Rock, Doc Confusion, and Lastion Hogan -

All came out of no where lightning fast,

And they kicked Hundy Norris in his Awesome ass. ( D: !!!)

It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,

with civilians looking on total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,

many lives were claimed, but eventually.

The champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Darkness in a bloodstained sweater.

Longest post ever funny.gif

Edited by Hundred2
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