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Dammit its true D: My poor wrists.

Saw this when you posted it in IRC, later saw it on Gizmodo I wut'd then, and I wut'd now.

I actually think that they should include the key in the droppable items, it seems more logical since how much crates drop right now. But I think as well, them severly cutting the price would be good as well, seeing as its £2 for just a bloody key.

And this proves why there are so few new members coming onto the forums.

I hope you all die a painful death for this thread.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centres. Dear Doctor Clavus, Why has the 'TopCrew' seem fit to surpress our trolling cycle. Sincerely, a concerned forum member. Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic internet impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of /b/. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our TopCrew really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for the forums? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us troll again? Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a society, immortality is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic impulses. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets. I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: The urge to troll. We should thank our TopCrew for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars. Let me assure you that the suppression field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves...the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is not close at hand.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centres. Anyway, welcome back

In b4 Clavus rage.

Could you just make one thread for all your maps in the future please, it just stops a load of mta map threads being spammed all over the forums.

Feel sorry. For you? Oh please. Y'all should feel sorry for me.

Yeah, the widely used way to position thing on a web page now is with CSS, since CSS3 is almighty and powerful. Using tables is just outdated

Halo 3, The Flood level, Legendary, on your own. Brix shall be shat.

Pretty much. Since in the loading screen the user is loading/downloading the map, which is quite resource demanding.

Oblivion Soon to be Skyrim I suspect.

Pinned.

That's the bans page for our source engine servers, not the MTA bans. That page can only be seen by admins.

I came buckets as soon as I saw that there was a ME3 topic :> Nah. Just Pull/Push & Shockwave people out of it, then pew pew them to death.

Mr.Darkness, Don't let old men do that to you Sneed dear, you should really stop dressing up as an old man to rape people.

This has been resolved, youre banned, if you want to appeal make a new thread. CLOSED

Facebook tells me its Redgord's birthday today. FACEBOOK NEVER LIES.

Whats so fun about that? we can be room mates. Slumber party!!!!!111

believing

May I ask how did you catch him? Magic. I can confirm this statement.

You didn't read that he's applying for out TF2 servers did you?