Chikennugget1

I think you wanted to say "travail" mon petit paysant heh?

Nice one

I think I should make another one How do i get rid of the writing in the left top corner when I get a tool? Cause when I make movies I have to use it and quickly switch to a weapon so the writing isnt there. Any suggestions? I do that too, I think there is a command but I don't know it :/

Funny

Ok, for the quality, I asked Sony about my render problem and they said, basically, get sony vegas 10 and stfu I'm gonna see if I can find it tomorrow, if so, I'll reupload the video in HD, well, at least I'll try. EDIT: Well no I won't reupload, I downloaded the Vegas 10 demo and it f*cked my video parts up so it obliges me to start all the video again, so no sorry :/

Also, I'll be honest, Vuvuzela is not totally my creation, it's a french video, and I remade it in gmod, with more funny stuff, you can see the original one here:

Episode 3 is now available For this episode I've tried to be more original as the previous ones and I hope you'll like the result. Sorry again and again for the quality but I don't really know how to improve it since Vegas is being bitchy. You can see I've took again some characters from the previous episodes Also, if you haven't seen episodes 1 and 2, don't forget to watch: I'd like to thanks the few people who gave me feedback about the "leaked" scene, which is also an idea from Hundred 2 ENJOY!

Meah, it seems my guide is another fail.

I think it's dead for me, I'll be away a month on friday, I'll try to carry my map on my laptop for eventual changes but I don't even know if I'm going to map, and when I'll be back there will be 2 weeks left only Also optimizing everything implies that I totally change the way I made the map, and it was a pain in the ass to do all the circular walls for the tower and such. But I don't think that the slow compiling speed is due to this because way before I added details to the tower the main structure was as it is right now (except without the spikes) and it was compiling faster, before I added everything like the skybox (which I simplified because of my incredible talents to fail in making good hills, so I just put water ) and all those rocks (to hide the displacement's edges ).

Good luck to the one who doesn't want to let me be a behemoth

I'm sorry to disappoint you, Nugget, but from what you've said, your map is highly unoptimized. (That's why it takes a lot of time to compile in Normal Mode). Also, you should test the map in GMod, not in CSS. They are different games, even though their engines are the same, right now. Good luck on optimizing your map. Maybe Clavus can tell you a few tips/hints, too. Ok :/ But I don't get it, everything which can't be seen is in nodraw texture, and Clavus showed me a site where they talk about compilation but I don't get the thing at the end @ Boter: the problem is that I need a game that runs faster, and CSS>Gmod in terms of speed, it takes a long time with Gmod while it's fast with CS. Gmod now uses the same engine as CSS. I don't see why compiling it would take longer. No, I mean to launch the map, my gmod is a bit slow to load, and launc hthe map, while css is way faster, so I prefer using CSS to test fastly my map each time I add something.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, Nugget, but from what you've said, your map is highly unoptimized. (That's why it takes a lot of time to compile in Normal Mode). Also, you should test the map in GMod, not in CSS. They are different games, even though their engines are the same, right now. Good luck on optimizing your map. Maybe Clavus can tell you a few tips/hints, too. Ok :/ But I don't get it, everything which can't be seen is in nodraw texture, and Clavus showed me a site where they talk about compilation but I don't get the thing at the end @ Boter: the problem is that I need a game that runs faster, and CSS>Gmod in terms of speed, it takes a long time with Gmod while it's fast with CS.

It's meant to be a abandonned wizard's tower I also have to put a custom skybox since this one sucks, but it seems it ain't working when I want to import one :/ (or maybe the tutorial I found was crappy).

Updated: HDC compiled, though I'm having problems with the hammer compiler, I'm obliged to run VVIS and RAD in fast mode otherwise it takes a good damn long time to compile, I dread I won't be able to compile the final map with full modes :/ -Fixed yellow water bug -Detailed the backwall -Added props in the shelter I'll have to fix some nodraw bugs and shadows.And add proper player starts. Also, if anyone knows something about the error message you can see on top right corner?

Happy birzday my other sexy purple dude I won't forget your help for my technical problems. Also, my present is...err well, if you have always wantedto make a funny video in gmod I can make it for you and put it in my coming Epic Show 3

Noes! This was meant for gamers, anyways , a good gamer is a gamer that just cares about games

I suppose you're going in vacations during the rest of summer ain't you?Good, I have made a small guide about games, useful tools or websites for those who can't live without a computer or games (or both). So, there are different cases: -I carry a laptop (we admit it can run recent games like source engine ones etc)but I don't have internet -I have a laptop and internet -I don't have a laptop -I have nothing For each one I'm gonna give a list of good games or stuff to enjoy holidays when you're 1500 km away from your home (or less, depends) Note that you're not obliged to follow these ideas, do as you want. Note2: I'll give the prices if I know them and if I'm not too lazy to search^^ Laptop-Internet= not 100% Happyness So you're owning a laptop and you don't have internet. In that case you don't have all the possibilities to enjoy your summer, but I'll try to advice you the cheaper and cooler things you can find before leaving: Games What I can suggest you (yeah don't say I'm lying because I twitted that I have no idea of games I can buy for my laptop heh) is: ---Console roms: Whether you're owning GBC emulators, N64 ones, PSX ones, you can find a lot of old and funny games through the Emulating sites, plus if you don't have a prehistoric computer you'll be able to run them without any problem, it can be a good option if you have never played the most epic games on old consoles. °Nintendo games: Super Mario 64, Zelda games, Metroids, any 2d Mario games, Mario kart and all the stuff featuring Mario, old Pokémon games (Especially Gold/Silver if you haven't the means to buy the remixes). °Playstation games: Metal Gear Solid (you MUST get it, that is an order), Crash Bandicoot games, Spyro the Dragon games, Grand turismo, 2Extreme,[add your favorite games here] ---Recent games: If you have Steam you might certainly have a lot of games that you can play alone, if not, buy the Orange Box, it contains the perfect kit of the singleplayer (more or less...). Good games: - Half-life and its expansions - Half-Life 2+ Episode 1 + Episode 2 - Portal - Team Fortress 2? (well, you can play alone with bots on a very few Koth maps, just pray that Valve patches the game so you can play on more maps) - Orange Box with all those games (costs around 22 euros, depends of the country as well) - Borderlands (30 euros on Steam, costed 10,99 during the summer sales) and its expansions if you want (8 euros each) - Serious Sam the 2nd encounter (9,99 euros actually on Steam, the normal price is 19,99) - GTA IV (29.99 on Steam)+ Episodes from Liberty City (29.99) - Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (60) (but you can only play singleplayer and spec ops heh) - Left 4 Dead/Left 4 Dead 2 (singleplayer only) - Sims 3? (^^) - Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl/Call of Pripyat/Clear Skies (Cf Redgord's topic for a tutorial: ) ---Less recent games - Unreal Tournament 2004 (if you like playing with bots, also, you can use the Unreal Editor to map, if you like mapping) - Warcraft 3+ Frozen Throne expansion (if you like playing singleplayer+mapping/modding) - Age of Mythology/Empires/Empires 2/Empires 3 (same, mapping and modding) - Halo: Combat Evolved (if you hadn't the chance of getting an Xbox and play this mythic game). - Hitman games - Tomb Raider games (good for fapping thinking a bit) Tools/Good softwares You like everything that is graphical creation/video making? -Sony Vegas: To make your vacation's videos, make tf2 poops if you love pooping, make random videos if you can etc... -Gimp (free): A good alternative to Photoshop which is free, and offers almost the same capabilites as Photoshop, if you like drawing and such. - Fruity Loops, to create musics and stuff, I send you to Redgord's topic for the why of the how: - Source SDK (for mappers) Laptop+Internet= 100% Happyfaes Well, you are in the right section now! Here are some softwares and sites that you can get during your holidays, you can as well add to this online games: Games - World of Warcraft (or the most popular Meuporg, pardon, MMMPORPG, of the world) - Guild Wars (<<< YOU MUST PLAY DIS) - Team Fortress 2 (now you can enjoy your sandwich) - Counter-Strike 1.6/CZ/Source (welcome to the fagreal world) - Borderlands (better than in singleplayer I think) - Left 4 Dead/2 (versus ftw) - Garry's mod ( for our Zombie Survival and Infected Wars servers, and for the rest of course, tons of add-ons are available on the game's website and on Facecrap, sorry, Facepunch). Websites - Twitter (still useful to keep contact and talk about random things) - Face de Bouc (....FACEBOOK, well you can't get it since what I said means Sheep face, but if you love shit chatting and watch 10 000 photos of stupid girls in parties everyday then this is for you). - L4G's IRC (and now you can annoy your next telling him that you're on the beach with your beers and girls) - Video games sites (well, for me that'd be Jeuxvideo.com, for you, err, Gamespot? CS-Nation? ) - Youtube (important, without it I'm just like a babyman, and that'll be the case unfortunately). - Dailymotion (well, it's like Youtube but there are less videos in my opinion). - Last.fm (for musics) Webbrowser games/ Little online games - Battlefield Heroes (I don't remember if they finished their beta though ,if that's the case then you can play) - Hordes (if you are not scared by the French, try it, it worthes the try, also, don't forget to follow my tutorial to not be lost ) - Soldat and the tools which come with it (mix of CS and Worms, you can find my other tutorial there: - Conquer Online (free Meuporg, you like or not, personnally I like(d) it) - Dofus (I'm wondering why I am talking about this other Meuporg, since I don't like it, but if you like its cartoonish and kawaii style you can like [especially if you are a 12 years old kid] ) - America's army (some online game, I don't know it a lot) - Travian (medieval webbrowser game, I don't know if they made an english version of it though). - Dungeon Runners (a little "mmorpg" that places you in a dungeon, team battle, steal treasures etc) - League Of Legends (a game based on Warcraft 3's most famous mod Defense of the Ancient, funny) No laptop+No internet=err...wat? You don't have both of the precious nerd's ressources, then you're condemned to play on consoles! Don't worry, here are a few solutions for you: -You carry your console (good luck with an old PS3, you'll need it): then you have no problem, you can carry a bunch of good games for it.Seriously, except the Wii which is relatively not heavy, forget this idea, it takes place in your luggages, and you're not even sure if you're gonna play it a lot. If you carry a Wii: - Carry Super Smash Bros Brawl with you, it's a good game if you go with your friends somewhere and want to have fun - Carry Mario Kart Wii for the same reason - Super Mario Galaxy/Super Mario Galaxy 2 (YOU MUST HAVE THEM ) - Zelda Twilight Princess or any Zelda game from the gamecube - Good Gamecube Games (StarFox Adventures, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Smash Bros Melee, Zelda the Wind Waker) - Any other game that you liked. (be careful that this doesn't take a lot of space in your luggages ) -More realistic, you carry a PSP or DS: DS games: Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver (THE MUST HAVE(S), you must get them ,immediatly!) Super Mario 64 DS Metroid Prime Hunters Wario Ware: Do it yourself! (you can create your own mini games!) Wario Ware: Touched (you can't create your own mini games!) Mario Kart DS Flipnote studios (for DSi owners only, it's free to download, it's just a flipnote app, amusing but becomes boring after a moment) Professor Layton games (I haven't tried them but people say they are good games) PSP Games: Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker (Haven't tried) Metal Gear Solid Portable OPS Metal Gear Solid (>that you can buy on the Playstation Store then transfer from your PS3 to your PSP if you have a PS3) Grand Theft Auto Liberty City stories/Vice City stories Monster Hunter 3 (looks nice) Any good old PSX game that you can buy on the PS Store from your PS3 Little Big Planet PSP Err, dunno then I have nothing Then you're not a real geek/gamer/no-life Just play with your hands or listen to Tom Klitjoek's music until you die of ear-raping or go to your stupid IRL night clubs and stuff Enjoy, and don't forget to close every door, every window, kill all the bugs in your room and put the climatisation on and play play play

Okay.Then err, I don't know, I was thinking of D-Link routeur but...^^

I don't get it, why doesn't your ISP give you a routeur "box" when you subscribe to its services? I mean, here in France for example if you subscribe to Free (my current ISP) they give you a Freebox which is a wireless routeur used for everything (phone, internet, freeTV), same thing for Orange with their Orangebox, Neuf with Neufbox etc... Or maybe your ISP gave you a routeur but it 's a crappy one so you want to change it? If they don't give you a routeur from theirs, it sucks :/

Ahem

Selling accounts is forbidden and bannable.Especially if you make a topic for it.And also, if you spam it on the shoutbox. Sometimes I dream of getting modero powers. Someone lock this and ban this guy please.

Holy cake, you scared me. Have fun (at least there won't be any french to burn your eyes, unless I go there ).

It seems none even care about my ideas, sad nugget is sad :cries:

k It didn't aim at you in particular but as it started, it was better to stop it now

Stop talking about sex, if you want to then go to the porn topic please k thx bai. Deluvas> I think Fretta disappeared so it would be a 3rd server no?