The Lazy Peon

DEATH TO THE MUNGOLS!

Ok, to lighten the mood, will anyone let me join their group? OR DO I HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN AND DESTROY YOU ALL? Although this game mode does seem like a chance for EmRA and the like to rage at each other... :3 Anyway, yeah. Looks good. EDIT: 400th post! Nice work everyone! :-)

Last time i saw Seal Team 6 kill someone, an announcer said "Counter-Terrorists win" and a new round began :U (I was the guy who was shot)

Greetings, fellow Greenians. This is a story- Not just a story, but a story that you (That's right you) can help influence. We don't need no steenkin' pictures, all we need is a good immagination: And you've got that, right? Anyway, it took a few minutes, but here's what i've got so far- Enjoy, comment and tell us where to take this story! (please send Sneed or The Lazy Peon a steam message or reply on this topic!) Cheers guys! THE BALLAD OF MICKY AND RONNIE -OR HOW THE UNIVERSE ENDS WITH MUTUAL INTEREST Prelogue- An appointment with destiny The air was heavy, he had felt like this before- but he couldn't remember when. There was a bead of sweat forming on his head. Why? He asked himself again, and again. He stared at the back of the chair, dreading what was sitting there. A cold laugh crackled. "It's time for you to join us, Ronnie." Said Fuhrer Velden. Ronnie clenched both his fists and ass checks. "Fuck you, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE!" he turned quickly and violently and sprinted for the window. “Don’t do it, you fool!" Came a voice from the back of the room, it was Micky. Ronnie stopped, and turned. "Oh no, THEY GOT YOU! I THOUGHT YOU MADE IT OUT OF THE PLANE CRASH!" Ronnie yelled, the emotion in his voice was immense. "Yes they did," Replied Micky, "And it felt good- come to the Pink side, Ronnie" He muttered. Ronnie's face went pale. He muttered to himself in a strange language that sounded like someone gargling a penis (Swedish) "If you can't be on my side, Micky, THEN NO ONE CAN HAVE YOU!". Micky smiled, and drew his Shwing-saber: it was pink, unlike the old Green that Ronnie had remembered. A tear welled in Ronnie's eye: He didn't want to kill his dearest friend, but he had to- not just for himself, but to save the galaxy from the evil Fuhrer Velden. Ronnie cracked his knuckles. "Let it be," He said, and the battle began.

I might give this a go, if i can actually get a crew together and if Fuhrer Clav doesn't have me sent to a dungeon for " Permanent Re-education"

There's a topic just like this if you are a Green..... (Pornhub also works) but no, answering the title of the topic, I fancy my Girl friend. Strange that.

Woah, that's great! 8/10! Behold, watch and Ejaculate!

Looks quite good- Kinetic and shooty. Dunno if it's gonna live up to trailers, but if it does- Dang. This is some funky shit.

Thanks for the support all, we should start looking at this soon!

...And were mildly racist

Heya Circus/Left4Green members, As you may well know, we've scored a sub-forum on our favourite (and yours) website on the web: Left4Green!- 'Cause you're looking at it! Anyway, the point of this announcement is to inform you that we are making videos about everyday life being a gamer, and are even looking to do some LPs in the future! First, we are planning to do a piece on our favourite G-Mod server- Mr.Green's Zombie Survival! We are looking for guys to help us, and those guys are You, the community! We need people mainly at the moment to play roles in the video, Like helping us find a good survival point or helping us crush the human stragglers! If you've got the time, we'd love for you to get involved- So send either Me or Sneed a message via Steam chat (Or on this forum topic) to get a piece of the action! More details soon, so stay tuned! Bye for now, Peon xxx

Oh Hell yes!

Oh hell yes!

Now that's fighting talk!

Seal! I mean Deal! Anyone else want to join in? Send us a message on Steam!

Greetings, Members of Left 4 Green. Today, Hopefully, a new era begins. Welcome, one and all, to The Crack Circus. Here, me and Sneed will pour our brains out, swear casually and insult a certain member(s) of the top crew, Who's real name begins with J (We'll let you figure that one out) What you are about to see is the first of many videos about life in Left 4 Green, and generally fucking about. We know it's a little boring, but it's really more of a test! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RCotaA-nCg&feature=channel_video_title Thanks for the interest. We are open for suggestions of course, so please send us some! Oh and by the way, join CC- It's our little corner of Steam- we've got plenty of Events in the pipe line this summer, and it's a great way to keep in Contact with your L4G Buddies! CREDITS: Deep, manly voice- James (Peon to you) Swedish, Squeaky voice- Ronnie (Sneed to you)

This is the future, Mentlegen.

How about more attempts at making the humans stay together? That would be nice!

Don't listen to the haters, buddy- they just don't have the balls to apply! Best of luck to you, and I hope to see you online!

It's Done! War , Children, Is indeed a shout-away!

Word from the Crack Circus, Well well well, Looks like I'm going to be one year older on April 2nd. Just how old? Work it out, numb nuts! ANYWAY-TO THE POINT! CC has been, as you probably know, very quiet recently. Well me and Sneed frankly cannot be bothered with silence anymore- TO WAR! An event will be hosted tomorrow to try and breathe some life back into the Mr.Green Payload server! Bring your gun, some witty banter and a distinct hatred for the Dutch! Ciao! Love, Peon x (If you havn't joined CC, or indeed have no FUCKING clue what CC is, it's a mini spin off group of Mr.Green- come join in, it's a good laugh run by me and SneedypooSneed! You don't need to sign anything, it's free AND It's fun! seriously, invite your kids too! Find "Lazy and Sneed's Crack Circus" on steam, and sign up!)

Remember to add your own, let's build up a highly offencive archive!

Ah, the Youtube Poop. Funny, explicit, often racist and offencive, but that (somehow) Doesn't stop them from being ball-clenchingly funny. So now let us bask in the glory of what the internet was indeed crafted for- Insulting your fellow man! Alow me to introduce you to one of my favourite Poop-ees. -Mr Michael Rosen! Share your favourites, Right here!

Some good stuff buddy! Loving some of the signatures already! Don't let them get you distracted, you just do yo funky thing!

Higher level boundaries= More time spent in the game= More interest generated= More donaters= More drugs for Clavus