Nobana

Epic fact Epic answer Hundred didnt get it. Wtf is nvm How did you not get it? Nvm?

I hope you got Limited Edition, I sure am going to buy it.

His not going to the Dead Sea!

But it has mouse-support! E: Really, what were they thinking while giving an answer like that?

No, dont do it! I cant live without you for so long!

And, there will be no console. So you play it like the IW wants you to play it. Heres some news IW gave: And ping is over 100ms, has this guy ever played on PC? Holy shit! PC version has mouse-support! Über custom stuff for PC! No kicking hackers/cheaters who get past VAC! Oh, there is more, but I thought this will be enough for you. I dont wanna give a heart attack.

Its gona be easier to float in there. Becoss the high salt concentration in the sea, its even possible to read a newspaper in there.

Wtf? A crosshair in AWP? Thats just wrong.

I got the idea that every server got at least one (active?)admin? Am I wrong?

Epic rap. Now I cant stop listening that and it plays in my head forever! Nobana over and out. E: Ahh, this sure helps.

Grrr...WUH WUH...Grrr.... Good boy, good boy, NO, NO- AAARRGHGH

Think you can beat this?

Wha... I didnt post that first message..? Somethings wrong, very wrong...

WHAT THE FUCK!? -BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Thats called cheating!

Well... My name is in my avatar so umm... E: EmRA, why do you have your own text quoted and said by Danni? Doesnt make any sense.

Its a long story, so you better sit down kids... This is how my name & avatar was created: How Suklaakuolema borned: It was spring 2006 or '07 and we were in LAN partys. Me and my friends started playing CS 1.6 against bots and our names had the word; "Suklaa" on the beginning, and the bots had TISSIT(tits). There was: -SuklaaSonni(chocolateBull) -SuklaaKastike(ChocolateSauce -Suklaatissi(chocolateBoob) -SuklaaKuolema(dats me) -And many, many others. So first my name was just SuklaaKuolema, how Nobana borned, is told under this. How Nobana borned: It was summer 2008, me and my friends were at these LAN-partys. Me and my friend went to some random surf server and met few american teens, we had a great time. Then as the time passed, we started to talk about politics and american presidents. The american guys asked that do we like Bush, we answered; "FUCK YEAH!". They asked that "What 'bout Obama?" and we didnt quite hear and asked that who's Nobama, and they americans started yealling "WHAT THE FU*K GUYS? Dont you know who Obama is!?" We started pretending that we had no idea that who is this mysterious "Mr. Obama". We started saing: No obama, no Obama! And then it turned to Nobama, and the americans went WIIILD! Then my memory stops for that evening(I think I know why but thats not related...). Then I started to play with the name Nobama - Suklaakuolema, but people thought that it was ment to be racist and thought that I didnt like Obama. So I switched it to Nobana. Then I thought that, "Hey, I need to get myself a REALLU FUCKING ÜBER avatar. So I with the little help of Paint and MS Word, my avatar based in Axe Chocolateman, was created. E: Why did everyone else write so short story?

WE WANT MORE! MORE I TELL YOU, MOAAAR! Gona do KungFu on your ass.

100% support on this.

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle. Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared. He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by. So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass. Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman with a little extra. After that she didn't use her pyjamas. Batman wanted the demoman to go home with his mom. The Demoman wanted to fuck off. Then Superman appeared and vanished away. Another day began after all this in the M.o.N MoN= Middle of Nowhere

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle. Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared. He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by. So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass. Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman with a little extra. After that she didn't use her pyjamas. Batman wanted the demoman to go home with his mom. The Demoman wanted to fuck off. Then Superman appeared and vanished away.

Shipment of facepalm is MINE MINE MINE! Dont try to copy it! Gona add TradeMarks.