Baron Baconeer

Children are the ultimate law enforcement of Skyrim, because you can't kill them if they witness the crime. You should be able to bribe them with candy.

can you have multiple wives no. Hmm... I wonder does the console command creatfullactorcopy still work...

Naturally? What is that Moonshine thing, man? It's in your title too. What is that? A fantasy-book I'm writing focuses on the main character who talks with the moon, and they have a certain connection - the moon gets more visible as the character is opening up more. She (the character) also calls her friends "The 7 moons of Saturn" as the Moon told her that she is Saturn. She calls herself "Water" too because she feels attracted to the Moon, like water does during high tides. The Moon is initially her only friend when she is awake a lot during the night, as it's the only thing that lights the sky for her. And me, I love the Moon for pretty much the same reasons. The Moonshine in my usertitle refers to my sister that was born 2½ months ago, she always makes us happy. I think Tennisballesser has a point too, though. Ive met soo many special people in my life, I dont even recognise if I meet people who "arent" normal, since nobody is normal ----> Back to topic. New Skyrim patch coming in the next week, including modkit. Modreleasetimes after modkit : 2 Mniutes till first nudepatch 2 Days till first mods adding new dunguens ( YES I KNOW I SPELLED IT WRONG ) 2 Weeks till we have mods filling the entire landscape ( http://ppsh-41.tumblr.com/post/13145143504/entire-tamriel-landmass-built-into-skyrim ) The scrolls had told of their return. They are already here. Yes, even the nudity mod. Especially the nudity mod.

People looking for the drinking game should look for guy called Sam Guinne, which can apparently appear in any tavern in the game, form what I've heard.

Sorcery, dear Navo. Sorcery.

Since when did you see a dragon circling an ancient ruin on top of a mountain?

There's only two rules in the server: No hacking and no bucket mountains. Inflitrating a faction is not bannable, it's a strategy.

...it actually works >.> Ps: I would't do it if i were you Congratulations, you have discovered the console. You're going to need it.

You can. The main story was a let-down though :/ Never, ever expect anything from the main story of a Bethesda game.

Pah. Real men dress up in AND ride dragons.

Arndur the Beard with his trusty dog. (Trusty beard not shown in the picture.)

Orcs are elves, you know. The razor is next to useless, but you get to kill dremoras and take their hearts for crafting.

It's friendly! It's cuddly! It prevents fast travel!

Also, it should be unban topic.

I can highly recommend jumping on a dragon with a horse. Hilarity will ensue. http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mursuautomaatti/screenshot/613842483418226343?tab=public

Meanwhile, in the elven lands... http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/613842483414938264/4CB3CEA21252954CABD2F7FDED565B91C558CB75/ Also, what is it with not being able to use image extensions?

Got smithing to 90. Daedric armor time. Shouldn't take more than a few minutes. You need ebony! Go to orc fort, they want gauntlets. Go to bandit lair, dragon attacks, gets blasted by fireballs and an axe to face. Kill bandits, get gauntlets. Orcs let you mine, stripminr the fucking thing. You need daedra hearts! Go to get Mehrune's razor, three dragons attack, two at the same time. Get the dagger, go kill a few dremora, steal their hearts with your lovable use of an axe. The entire thing took one and a half hours. God damnit I love this game.

I don't even see why they desinged it for consoles to begin with. No sane person would want to play a Bethesda game on console.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mursuautomaatti/screenshot/613842195064378626/?tab=public Angron the Beard joins the club with jolly dragon rodeo.

I've read the reviews in the steam news and they seemed to be genuinely positive, at least. Preloaded it, now only thing left to do is to memorize the lyrics of the main theme.

So we don't get to have a dragon shout box? D'aww.

How dare you now everyone 16 or older is mad at you i know it ^^ So, what are they gonna do, hit me with their walking sticks, hah! I have a swordcane, you brat.

Congratusalutations.

Did someone call me?

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel jutting from his pants. The barkeep asks "What is that thing?" The pirate glances at the barkeep and answers: "Arr, it be drivin' me nuts!"