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BlueYoshi97

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  1. AIDS is friends with my dog. Bastard threads. Cock has balls. Can i put this Dick somewhere? EmRA thinks that E comes before F. Oh yeah, rudeness. YOU STINK! Fucking post farm thread incoming! God damn I knew we would have another combothread EEPAH EEPAH Instead of tea, Harry decided to pick his nose. Jolly Cock Submarins Kutspel is dit zeg... (I know it's Dutch, but I don't know an English rude word with "K")
  2. I have it on good authority that the newest addition to the Brotherhood is an annoying whelp unworthy of licking my boots. How's that for gossip?

  3. Cha-POW! Falco pwns Falcon.
  4. True...true...
  5. Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala. Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov. But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick. Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared. He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by. So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass. Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman with a little extra. After that she didn't use her pyjamas. Batman wanted the demoman to go home with his mom. The Demoman wanted to fuck off. Then Superman appeared and vanished away. Another day began after all this in the M.o.N(Middle of Nowhere), but this time Cow-Orker Jim saw something that would kill you if you bumped old threads. After all, this was nothing compared to that one day when he gave birth to the grandfather of
  6. When he looks in he mirror he will be scared to death.
  7. We keep this thread alive by posting senseless comments in it, but ok, I'll stop.
  8. Yeah well maybe his brain has been eaten by evil zombies from Outer Space. Or just Fast Zombies from Ravenholm. You don't know. And they don't know either. Well in that case you have a valid reason, I suppose. As always. So... how's it going with the hacked-infected people? It's just so hard to believe when I see this Insane.Rogue happily starting TF2, that it isn't him, but a Spy.
  9. Yeah well maybe his brain has been eaten by evil zombies from Outer Space. Or just Fast Zombies from Ravenholm. You don't know. And they don't know either.
  10. 7/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9wBEA_PYnE Even if you don't like the song, you can always turn the music off and look at the beautiful girl herself.
  11. Too damn funny GMod/TF2 comedy. There's more!
  12. But, I think... I mean if so many people get hacked, then maybe Valve will notice and they can help get people's accounts back?
  13. Sicko!
  14. The Daily Prophet says [boss]Yo seems to send those links as well, and he goes offline right after it. Oh, good Lord! Let it stop!
  15. What were your reasons for picking an avatar of Abra? What's the 411? Do trees make a sound when no one is around them? Is there a way to be invisible? Is the Universe endless? How can there be life? Do you believe in rebirth? Will there be more Paper Mario games coming? Will we be able to live on the Moon one day? Will the world really end in 2012? About me? I am not certain. LOLOLOL Fail of topic, let's lock it! But let's lock it in style.
  16. It's even simpler than that. When you get a link, especially with HAHAH LOL or something behind it, ignore it, or ask the other about it (well, if it's the hacker, maybe he will mislead you though). Spies are all over.
  17. About 30 minutes... The story makes no sense because I focused more about rhyming instead of storytelling. In fact, after 15 minutes I only had the first line. I really had no idea what to tell about. But thanks for the compliments. EDIT: No, it took longer, lol. I admit I searched some words in a Rhyming dictionary, like 'dairy' and 'accede'. I barely know what those words mean.
  18. I'm gonna tell you a bedtime story, people... so you can dream about it all you can! Back in the day, when the internet was slower, Hacks weren't made, chances of viruses were lower Everyday, Ywa the Genius got older That is to say, as he became the game-beholder Ywa had to struggle for a little bit of change He found a talking animal, which was a little strange The talking animal was Wise Owl ClavusElite He asked Ywa the Genius "Whatchu doin' on the street? "Listen", Clavus continued "I have money for you You can earn it if you can give me directions to the Zoo." Ywa said "It's just across the street, what are you, blind?" The owl said "Thank you, that was very kind." Ywa wasn't patient and he asked "Where is my money?" ClavusElite laughed and said "See that is kinda funny... I'm just a freaking owl, I don't have anything. So thanks for your directions, I'm going on the wing." Ywa ran after the owl and said "Not so fast, kid!" Then he wondered... maybe he should just lay off the Acid. "My mind is playing tricks on me, maybe I should go to my place." He picked a pocket or two on his way home, just in case. Between his nice bedroom set, he was on the internet He was quite upset because he was unable to forget that his dad once said: "I gave you a TV set but I bet I'll regret it cuz I'm already in debt Please son, don't be worthless, I hope you will succeed Each one, of these words, are important guaranteed." Ywa was very sad, he wants his dairy dad to be proud of what he had, so Ywa used his head and he came with an idea, because games were all he needed to fame and to be a rich man and so he proceeded. "I'm gonna start right away", making servers till today And soon he became rich enough to pay his dad's array Ywa was very handy, when it came to planting trees. And so he used his nickname, in the games, "Mister Green". ClavusElite passed the window of the young rich child. The owl looked down on the kid and he smiled. Because of his proud, or because of his greed? And will Ywa the Genius succeed to his accede? The next chapter tells about politeness and spite but despite the excitement I'm wishing all of you a time of delight... Good night! I know it sucks ass, and that it doesn't make sense, but anyone can um... make the next 'chapter' of the story... in a rap of course. And so, Mr. Green became the source of Ywa's cash, But Ywa was afraid that one day the servers might crash, And he didn't want to see all his money burn to ash But when he thought of trash in his cache, he got a flash And then Ywa remembered the Wise Owl ClavusElite But the last time he saw him he was in another street. And so Ywa the Genius jumped right up from his seat, But before he went searching he wanted something to eat. And so he took a hike because he didn't like his bike, But that was bad cuz he felt like doing a hunger strike. And on the way he tripped over a rock and landed low. But when he wanted to get up again someone said "Yo!" And Ywa thought he heard ClavusElite the Owl or so, But all he saw where two huge buffalo-winged piping crows. And one of em said "Yo, are you Ywa the Mastermind?" But before he could answer them they said "Well, nevermind, And so um yeah, my man here's Death By Crow Bar and I'm Kraay, But even though we're rare we'd like to help you, little guy!" "And what do I need help with?" asked Ywa a little shy, But unlike he expected they suddenly shouted "Spy!" And Ywa turned around to catch the bastard stab his back, But when he looked around him real quick he didn't see jack. And Death By Crow Bar said "Yo, nucka, superior skill!" But Ywa wasn't laughing like the birds, but dressed to kill. And then he got his gun out his pocket and it went still. But Ywa changed his temper when one of the crows said "Chill!" And then he whispered to his friend "Yo, Crow Bar, this is bad! But yeah, Mayco the Duck already warned us Ywa's mad. And that we make him happy if we helped him with his trouble But it's gonna be hard to invade his personal bubble!" And Ywa asked "I don't know how you want to make amends, But I really don't need no help when it comes to girlfriends. And I'd appreciate if you shut up about that subject, But if you wanna help me with Mr. Green, that'd be perfect!" And so Ywa the Genius and crow Kraay started working But Death By Crow Bar found it boring and he started shirking. And Crow Bar would feel really really bad about it later, But then he thought "Man, fuck it, being member would be greater!" And everyone didn't believe two birds would make it better, But Mayco the Duck and Clavus the Owl were both real sweaters. And while this might seem like the story ended, that's not right. But chapter 3 will come sooner or later just stay tight. Good night!
  19. I just had a nice conversation with him too.
  20. Rogue sent me that too, as did someone else. I ain't falling for that no more, luckily.
  21. What were your reasons for picking an avatar of Abra? What's the 411? Do trees make a sound when no one is around them? Is there a way to be invisible? Is the Universe endless? How can there be life? Do you believe in rebirth? Will there be more Paper Mario games coming? Will we be able to live on the Moon one day? Will the world really end in 2012? About me? I am not certain.
  22. I'm convinced that you would be a good admin, by looking at your avatar. A Psychic Pokémon even! You're perfect! You're outstanding! I wish that this server could have ten of you!
  23. Swedish Chocolate Balls are worth stealing! Not that I ever ate Belgian chocolate but it can't possibly taste better.
  24. Not if I do it. But I'm afraid it may be a shock to non-Googlers.
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