BlueYoshi97

- A few minutes ago everything went 3 times as fast. - Now, everything goes slower than normal. That's what the walls told me. Some admin is playing tricks on us. EDIT: Forgot one bug, which belongs to the first few of hours ago: - A bug where your horn keeps sounding until you press H.

After ZS or something, TF2, and all, now it's the MTA server's turn to cause trouble. Of course I know the admins are aware of this already but I thought let's put the problems in a row. - One dude has a bug that gives him ghostmode or something. - There is a bug that we automatically accelerate. - The brakes don't work anymore as well. Those are the things I've seen but there may be more.

Talking about Pokémon, does anyone remember this from Pokémon Yellow? Great:

Yoshi's Filled In The Future Story: It's a normal sunday in your cool life. You sit relaxed in a barrel. Suddenly you hear "TUBBA BLUBBA!". Your mobile phone rings. You look and see the unknown number: "7074141707". You take it and you hear a gay voice say "Go with the moped to Australia. A suprise is waiting there for you." You are completely uninterested, but you decide to do what he says anyway. After 500 days you arrive in Australia. Nobody is there. You notice an apple with a note attached to it. You crouch to it. The note says "Catch Mall Pro Quick". You understand what it means immediately and you rush to a ugly wall and you tap the 64th brick from the left. A door appears. You open it with a chicken-wing. You step in a boring room. There you press the purple button. The room starts to shake. You fall asleep. 91 hours later you wake up. You step out the room. A sign says "2255". You are in the future! Friendly-looking dinosaurs are walking everywhere. They all have their own color. They look at you with their sweet eyes. You accidentally bump into one of these creatures. She looks at you and becomes blue. She blushes. You watch deep in her eyes and she in yours. You grab er hand and together you take the plane to the cinema. You buy tickets for the film "Yoshi's Story", an old classic. During the film you trade chocolate-cakes and sizzurp, you drink from 1 cup, with 33 drinking straws. After the movie you walk to the beach. As a goodbye-present she gives you a stapler. Thankfully, you bunny hop back to the button-room. There you slam the yellow button. The room starts to shake. 9098 hours later you suddenly hear "POWDERED DEER PENIS!". The Problems: I don't feel like changing anything further to this map since I gotta keep doing all checkpoints/spawnpoints/vehicle-change points over and over again so it probably sucks. There is a song in this map which should work. Don't blame me: I made this map a few days ago during AM, so it makes absolutely no sense at all. You start underground. Then you go a long, long, long, long way up (with a bike). Above, you change into an Elegy and go down. After a while you change into a Tug and you suddenly enter a beach. The weather is smug, I hope it won't crash everything. Same to the song. I hope it works... race-underground.zip EDIT: I completely forgot to thank .:SDK:., he did all the hard parts for me. So thanks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCZ-TDy1gP0

No, it isn't, it's what it should be. Now it's a world where these people wanna kill you because they disagree with you.

Few days ago I went to a café with people from my class, to once again test my theory that beer is not so yummy at all and people only drink it because everybody does. Humans aren't so smart. What's the fun of being drunk and waking up with a headache? That is why I hate cafés too, because I hate beer and I stay the only one sober all night and I don't get the whole point. Should have stayed in Yoshi's Island, where we eat apples, and okay we take pills, but that's better.

You have the same name as my nephew. But you ARE Finnish. So yeah, good luck.

I wish you good luck.

personally i think the humans should be taken out the game and the zombies too and the humans should be replaced with yoshis and the zombies should be replaced by cats and there should be a new class called hot girls and then maybe i will play the game but only if it are really hot girls and really cute cats and really blue and realistic yoshis because if they make that then i will stop making boring disappointing posts like this one

It's funny. Someone bumps this topic with a post that you can call ontopic in a way. And then 5 (five) posts all about the fact that we should let the topic die, not counting all those other posts in this topic that basically all said "Okay, after this post, stop posting!" Backseat moderators all over the place!

Why does everybody always have different opinions than me, DD/DM maps are cool. And ghostmode (ghostmode is less fun, indeed, but now 80% of the maps don't work).

9/10

On his own? Where are the other admins?

The Dutch version got the same issue what CyriusG got. Oh, in that case... I may use it sometime then, but I only never watch new episodes, I wait till they get old.

Thanks for making the tutorial. I don't need it though, because there is a Dutch version of that site.

Thank you for making this video. Too bad I can't do it on Mr. Green, I don't feel like going to another server.

I lol'd at this answer Hmm, this is interesting, I suddenly see a pretty fitting wordjoke in my reply to him, which I didn't do on purpose. So actually, you made the joke. If you know what I mean.

I think it's a very nice and funny picture, thank you Lemon!.

I did read it. I just informed that I'm not commenting the picture before I'm in it. TheLazyPeon and Sneed, I think you'll have to do the whole thing over again and put EmRA in it so you get his golden comment.

This is so cool. I totally agree with you, Mr. Green made a great community.

Arvioida " kahdeksan Melodinen " kotona tähän ja kuunnella hyvä.

For my 500th post, I made a collection of all of my classic posts on this forum. You know, those cool posts. Here they are: *empty* Good to read them all again. I love you Mister Green!

How dense can you be?