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  1. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth. Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt. But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery. He had to deliver a large oblong shaped penis to EmRA's secret underground chief named Petty who had 10+ FOOTMOBILES heading towards the Whiskey Hotel. Ramirez did good kills. After that he did good kills. Ramirez headed towards the lonely island with his banana which looked like a big apple in the ass from the behind of an elephant. But, there was an AntlionGuard blocking your cock. So he used the penetrator 5000 to DO A BARRELROLL! in under 3 tiny little pity seconds he got a massive erection with Obama & Osama under his leg. He squashed them between his thighs. At this very moment he took the keys for the batmobile and hid them because he died suddenly. 34398 hours later
  2. BlueYoshi97

    Camille

    You're perfect! You're outstanding! I wish that this community could have ten of you!
  3. I agree with you.
  4. About the Subspace Emissary, I love The Swamp's music, but sadly that music can't be listened too freely in the game:
  5. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth. Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt. But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery. He had to deliver a large oblong shaped penis to EmRA's secret underground chief named Petty who had 10+ FOOTMOBILES heading towards the Whiskey Hotel. Ramirez did good kills. After that he did good kills. Ramirez headed towards the lonely island with his banana which looked like a big apple in the ass from the behind of an elephant. But, there was an AntlionGuard blocking your cock. So he used the penetrator 5000 to DO A BARRELROLL!
  6. Buy another game, like, I don't know. Anything. But then again, do whatever you find fun the most.
  7. I think .:SDK:. already knows, but I think my map (BlueYoshi's Green Island - Part 2) should be deleted. I already made a fixed version for it, which hopefully works for everyone, and I also added more repairs and more checkpoints.
  8. Hoho, easy there!
  9. I wish you a happy birthday, KRAENKENHAUS.

  10. Back to annoy you with another crappy rap. QTesla inspired me, but he is way better. The second chapter is in the first post. You might notice that it's totally different than the first chapter. It has a more regular rhytm (Brenda's Got A Baby-style) and everytime one line begins with "And" and the next line with "But".
  11. You don't all have to quote my apologize! Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. but then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. he changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't
  12. Sorry for going offtopic. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. but then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. he changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!"
  13. I do not understand either. But actually the spamtopic should be reopened instead of closing this topic.
  14. Yoshi HP:God Mode Description: Yoshi can do whatever he wants and has fun doing it. Attack: Yoshi's are friendly, and you can't harm them anyway. But when you get it in a really really bad mood, it doesn't attack you but rather steals stuff from you quietly (that's what I do anyway). Upon Death: They will live on the fun. And, God Mode, of course. CoolDown time(VS) No need. Pros: -Are intelligent -Are cool -Are fun -Are friendly -Are special. Cons: -Humans are usually too dense to understand those things^. Oh, and they aren't infected with anything, they are just Yoshis. But they are Special though.
  15. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on the red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. but then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. he changed in a barrel to avoid
  16. Just call me PsychoAlpha. That means The crazy one! Yeah, or Bravo Yankee, but I ain't a Yankee.
  17. OBJECTION! I'm UnreaL's lawyer in this case. And I have to say a ban is inapproppriate or something. Mister UnreaL did only ASK if anyone could provide him with cheats, he did not say that he was going to actually USE them. If he would have said he was going to use them on our servers, that would be enough to banish his ass from the server (not the forum). Meow!
  18. Birthday card?! The birthday card I wrote for Ywa almost a year ago. But I was too lazy to post it the whole time, and eventually I sent the birthday card with my donation at Christmas. But I made it after I took my sleeping pills so there was a lot of bullshit on it, including my predictions for a Engineer update. I'll should start making a new one, it doesn't take long before Ywa's next birthday.
  19. I wrote my ideas on Ywa's birthdaycard, I don't remember them . So anyway, thank you for posting this video. But I was hoping for more when I read the title. :X
  20. Such a lovely video, and such a catchy song from Thomas The Tank Engine And His Friends blabla (but maybe I heard it too much, that's why).
  21. DAMN! I guess i'll stop making that Railway Line 80's Comic Strip Topic :/ Nooooooooooo! Oh well, this means I'll never get to make a topic again.
  22. You are probably too dense to admit it, but cats are way more intelligent than humans. Still, there are also two kind of humans. People who find this amusing, and people who find this barbaric. The last one will always be the closest to the cats and get more pussy. That's the way of the world! Well, if that only was true.
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